Thursday, June 28, 2007

Fractured Flashbacks



(Fractured Flickers host Hans Conried and a young, upcoming Bob Newhart, circa 1963)

At various times in my life, I was momentarily puzzled by a remembrance from my childhood, and at times wondered if I was making it up, but did I or did I not see some kind of TV show where old silent movies were re-edited and given hilarious dialog, narration and sound effects COMPLETELY having nothing to do with what the flicks were originally about.?

Well, I'm happy to report that I WASN'T crazy or imagining things (although some probably wish I was). The TV show in question was one "Fractured Flickers", a weekly (I think) half-hour TV creation of one Jay Ward, the same man responsible for such hilarious, stylish and bitingly satirical cartoons like Rocky & Bullwinkle, Hoppity Hooper, George of The Jungle, Fractured Fairy Tales, Super-Chicken and more.

The basic premise was to take footage from old silent movies, newsreels and other sources, recombine them and write utterly bitingly hilarious dialog, narration and sound effects all in the service of comedy and satire. Presided over by Hans Conried, this show would feature several "Fractured Flickers" and a gratuitous interview with a celebrity of the time, running the spectrum from Fabian to Rod Serling. Hans was his usual charming and HILARIOUSLY sardonic self in the midst of all this mayhem (I bet Jay Ward and the writing staff must've had a blast writing and producing this stuff!). This pre-dated Woody Allen's "What's Up Tiger Lily" by about 4 years. The show ran for only one season in 1963 but within that span created a goldmine of chaotic comedy gems.

And what would Fractured Flickers be without it's stellar cast of voice talent? For starters, there was Paul Frees, conjuring up everything from maniacal monarchs to the waaaaayyyy over-serious baritone narrator (my favorite voice of his actually), June Foray covering all the female voices along with writer Bill Scott (best known for his voice for Bullwinkle). Even Hans Conried was known to add some voices now and then.

All told, this is sidesplitting stuff, and best enjoyed by watching one or two at a time.





Channeling Nixon

Grab some popcorn and your favorite libation folks, the White House psychodrama of extreme incompetence and desparation continues to unfold.

In the AP news story linked below, good 'ol George W is invoking "executive privelege" in refusing to turn over documents and information pertaining to the questionable and quite possibly politically motivated firings of several Federal prosecutors. And as if that wasn't enough, the Bush crew is also under subpoena for documents/information pertaining to the illegal warrantless wiretapping/surveillance program. That can ONLY mean one thing, these guys have SOMETHING to hide.

Got news for ya George, it DIDN'T work for Richard Nixon and it sure ain't working for you and your band of merry incompetents either!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070628/ap_on_go_pr_wh/bush_subpoenas

And some very meaty Glen Greenwald commentary

http://www.salon.com/opinion/greenwald/2007/06/27/nsa_eavesdropping/index.html


AND SOME RECOMMENDED READING


A Tragic Legacy: How a Good vs. Evil Mentality Destroyed the Bush Presidency

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

More On The Mysterious Tunguska Explosion of 1908

On June 30 of 1908, the remote Tunguska region of Siberia was rocked by a horrific explosion of then mysterious origin, one that was powerful enough to cause a 60+ mile radius of unbelievable destruction (equivalent to that of a 50-60 megaton thermonuclear bomb!), flattening trees and completely scorching the ground. Many theories have abounded about what it was, some quite beliveable (2-story house sized comet fragment or meteorite blowing apart before it could reach the ground), to the preposterous (alien spacecraft crash, superweapon of alien origin, a small black hole/singularity).

Just found this article by way of Space.com on how a team of scientists have revisited this mystery and turned up new findings that may once and for all explain what happened. Their line of thinking is that a lake about 5 miles from what is believed to be the epicenter of the blast may well be the impact/blast crater they've been looking for:

http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/070626_st_tunguska_crater.html


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tunguska_explosion

And The Hits Just Keep Coming!

Yup, it's another one of them thar progress reports on the new CD as it's taking shape.

After a few false starts, I FINALLY wrapped up "A Brew for Elliot Spitzer and The Minutemen" and mixed it down for later mastering. During the "percussion ensemble" secton, I was almost happy with it (just having added some eeire distant guitar punctuations) but someting was still missing. After nearly an hour of running through keyboard patches (mainly organ ones), the answer finally revealed itself. A particularly overdriven organ patch found its niche (with a LOT of reverb to give it distance and an ethereal almost pastel effect. After two takes, it was a done deal. I also have to note that I've been EXCEEDINGLY happy with the lead guitar tones I've been able to get, simply by close mic-ing my Traynor YCV-40 amp with a Shure SM-57, gives it just the right amount of throatiness. The resulting tone comes out so much more present, throaty and punchy as opposed to using a digital amp modeler which, while gettting close, still sounds over-compressed and processed to my ears.

And a brand new piece, "WARDROBE!!!!!!" practically wrote itself in less than an hour, starting with an irresitible percussion groove and some VERY low bass (punctuated with snaps and slides), next add Mellotron flutes with a snaky melodic outline and some Dick Dale-like geeetarr with HEAVY reverb and VOILA! 'Twas a done deal. Mixdown was relatively painless too.

At this point, seven pieces done, three more to go!

Monday, June 25, 2007

Everything You've Always Wanted To Know About The MGM Lion(s)


Very much a part of our popular culture from the 1920's onward, the famous roaring MGM lion (or "Leo") was never easily forgotten, at least when MGM used to produce good movies (but that's another rant). Well, in my typical fashion of wanting to know what went on behind the scenes, I was always curious about the actual lions that were picked to be filmed for the MGM logo.

Well, it turns out that over the course of MGM's existence, 6 different African lions roared their way onto movie and TV screens all over the world. The only exception was for a thankfully brief period in the late 60's, MGM showed a stylized lion graphic seen at the beginning of 2001: A Space Odyssey. People MUCH preferred the sound and fury of a real lion introducing their movies. The lions in order of appearance were:

(click on each one's name to see and hear them roar)
1) Slats (during the silent era)
2) Jackie (1926-1956, black & white pictures, and also "The Wizard of Oz")
3) Coffee (1932-1934. used for a Technicolor test film called "Roast Beef and Movies" and other Technicolor experiments)
4) Tanner 1934-1956 Used in all Technicolor MGM films and all MGM cartoons
5) Bob 1956-1957
6. Mystery Lion: This is the current lion you've familiar with, from 1957 to present.

My favorite MGM lion? None other than "Tanner" (employed from 1934-1956), pictured at the top of this post. Tanner had a thunderous roar that would blow your hair back! In addition, with his distinct dark colored mane, the way he crinkled up his snout and shook his head only further illustrated that this is one cat that meant business. You DIDN'T want to go up to him and say, "Nice Kitty, Nice Kitty". Click HERE to see and hear him roar!

Click here for even more about these very famous felines:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mgm_lion






On The Player:

Herbie Hancock - Thrust

A prime slice of funky musical creativity from 1974, with Herbie playing a full assortment of electric keyboards and finding creative ways to combine rump-shaking funk with jazz improvisation and psychedelic spaciness. The 4 tracks here are catchy as a disease, rhythmicaly relentless and colorful as an impressionist painting. With help from a badass rhythm section of drummer Mike Clark and bassist Paul Jackson, Herbie paints vivid soundscapes and harmonies as multi-woodwind player Bennie Maupin weaves snaky melodies (I LOVE his bass clarinet and flute work especially) and percussionist Bill Sommers adds many exotic percussion colors. These guys really wrote the book on advanced funk studies. One thing is apparent with careful listening, what makes funk is not only what gets played (inflections, progressions and all) but equally important what DOES NOT get played. What I mean is the gaps, holes and spaces in the rhythms and such.

They just don't make 'em like this anymore.

What's Hillary So Afraid Of Anyway?

OK, well I blasted the Bush crew in my last post, now it's the Dumb-O-Crat's turn!

Oh Hillary, it seems you're more than a little afraid of people who DARE to disagree with you? Awwwwwwwww. Guess what Hillary, LIFE IS LIKE THAT!! You were even once overheard blurting out something to the effect that there has to be a way of legislatively reigning in talk-radio.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,285933,00.html


Ahem Mizzzzzz Clinton, there's a somewhat inconvenient reality standing in your way, it's called THE US CONSTITUTION and the First Amendment of The Bill of Rights, you get an F in class, go sit in the corner with the dunce cap!

Homeland Insecurity - The Terrorists Are Winning Here

Don't you just love it, the Bush Administration's so called "War On Terror" is actually giving the terrorists EXACTLY what they want, namely widespread fear, paranoia and suspicion, not to mention the noticeable erosion of rights and protections guranteed under the U.S. Constitution and The Bill of Rights.

The Dept. of Homeland (IN)Security and it's TSA branch have gone too far this time! Instead of using something known as Common Sense (something that the Bush administration and everything/anyone connected with it knows NOTHING about!) TSA officers at Washington's Reagan International Airport put a woman (a former Secret Service employee no less!) and her 19-month old son through a kind of hell normally reserved for Communist/Totalitarian police states. This has GOT TO END PEOPLE! WE ARE NOT A POLICE STATE!

http://www.nowpublic.com/nightmare_at_reagan_national_airport_a_security_story_to_end_all_security_stories

Sunday, June 24, 2007

Yet ANOTHER Reason To Keep Hillary Clinton Out of The White House!

The absurdity and wackiness just grows exponentially in the Hillary for Prez camp!

As if Hillary running wasn't odious and distressing enough in itself, she goes and picks for her official campaign song, this rather over-the-top obnoxious sap-fest called "You And I" by none other than one of Canada's WORST exports, one Celine Dion, (who shall be referred to hereafter as Sireeeeeeeen Dijon). As if Hillary's brand of "Kinder/Gentler Socialism wasn't enough, she has to inflict this AWFUL calculated corporate pop abomination on us that is enough to turn your brain into Jello. But then again, should we expect anything different? Furthermore, could a room exist on this planet large enough to contain BOTH their monstrous egos?

And another thing, do you notice that Hillary and Sireeeeen are starting to look like each other a little? And if Sireeeen REALLY wanted to do mankind a service, she should be employed as some Midwestern town's tornado warning siren.

Lastly Canada owes us ONE HUGE APOLOGY for inflicting Sireeeeeen on the rest of the world!

And here's the link to the official web page to prove it's true!

The Official Hilary Clinton Campaign Song





On The Player
Bill Bruford's Earthworks - The Sound of Surprise (2001)

The PERFECT antidote to horrible sonic toxins like Sireeeeenn Dijon! Former King Crimson/Yes drummer Bill Bruford these days is plying his trade in the arena of contemporary post-bop jazz with AMAZING results! Pieces like "Revel Without A Pause" "Never The Same Way Once", "Half-Life" and "The Wooden Man Sings and The Stone Woman Dances" are just nothing short of great examples that jazz has still got LOTS of life in it , and INTELLIGENT life at that!

Saturday, June 23, 2007

Dig Me But Don't Bury Me

Well folks, here it is, another one 'o them thar progress reeee-ports on theee progress of my new CD.

I've made MAJOR strides in the construction of "A Brew For Elliot Spitzer and The Minutemen", so far, it STARTS with lots of Hammond organ, a kind of R&B-ish groove with some laid back yet unorthodox note choices from the bass. And as people who know me can attest, after that, any semblance of mainstream normalcy is VERY short lived (MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!). I still have to concoct some guitar parts, The most FUN aspect of putting his piece together was overdubbing a "percussion ensemble" last night (consisting of an egg shaker, a Turkish duburka drum, a recording of a Whiskered Screech Owl, a wood frog and some subtle distant synth -generated bells. It was done in 12/8 time with the rhythmic grouping as follows; 3-2-3-2-2), it came out, well, shall we say, VERY backwoods sounding. Today I laid in the bass which was actually very enjoyable. The title BTW, refers to the former NY State Attorney General, now governor Elliot Spitzer who along with several other state's attorney general went after several major record labels, most notably your favorite and mine, SONY, for illegal practices like payola and royalty witholding, The Minutemen were a pioneering indie/punk/avant rock band who not only made and released VERY unique music on their own terms but also toured relentlessly out of a Ford Econoline van WITHOUT any help or meddling from the major labels. This piece is my tip of the hat to them both for not bowing down to the idiocy of corporations like SONY and their ilk. Elliot, Mike Watt and George Hurley, I would LOVE to buy you guys a round of brews to thank you. And RIP D. Boon, you left this world too young!

Also, I recently dug up a recording of a drum improv by Jim Dunn and a bass track laid over it by my buddy Dave Condra. After relistening to it with fresh ears, I promptly did a little snipping of this rambling 15-minute maelstrom, creating two far more manageable and logical foundations for TWO new pieces, to be titled, "You Too Can Be Incredibly Average" and "Mime Doesn't Pay".


On The Player
Egg - The Polite Force



This 1971 vintage gem of what came to be known as the Canterbury style of progressive rock (trademarks include jazzy rhythms and harmonies, whimsy, English drollness in the vocals and lyrics along with absurdist humor where needed, and LOTS of organ, (especially a distinct kazoo-like overdriven fuzz-organ sound for solos that is VERY cool). With keyboardist Dave Stewart (no NOT the Dave Stewart from The Eurythmics) at the helm, this threesome (Mont Campbell on bass and droll vocalising, Clive Brooks on drums) charge their way through some VERY by turns, hilariously absurd ("Contra-Song", with alternating 5/8 and 9/8 time, HILARIOUSLY off-kilter brass and very bizarre/funny lyrics), meticulously composed (Long Piece #3 parts 1-4) humorously droll ("A Visit to Newport Hospital", which chronicles their life as travelling musicians "avoiding skinheads and the law") and ruthlessly experimental ("Boilk"). Definitely NOT for the faint of heart, fans of Lawrence Welk or Top-40 music, but for folks who like something VERY adventurous (even if it's a little awkward once in a while), humorous and out-of-the-ordinary, this is just what the doctor ordered.

Friday, June 22, 2007

The Instant Clothes Changer on Batman, HOW DOES IT WORK????



HOW DID THEY DO THAT??????

One of the most fun aspects for me of the old Batman TV series was the fact that Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson would, after turning the switch concealed in a bust of Shakespeare, slide down the Batpoles wearing Armani suits, and emerge in the Batcave IN FULL COSTUME! And if you watch closely, there ARE switches/levers related to an Instant Bat Costume Change device.

Now, how does anyone suppose such a device could work?

Please post a comment if you think you can solve the Bat-mystery.

And On The MP3 Player



Steve Winwood - About Time (2003)

The best thing he's done since Traffic's glory days, the percolating latin rhythms, rough around the edges soulful vocals, inspired jams, that ROARING Hammond organ, it's all back!!

My Amazon review is on this page: Welcome Back the REAL Steve Winwood

The Socialist Roots of Hilary Clinton


It just amazes me how people are blindly willing to jump on Hillary Clinton's obviously Socialist bandwagon without getting some background. One particularly disturbing thing to me is how her worldview and convictions were shaped by a radical socialist (Saul Alinsky) when did her thesis on during her time at Wellesley College. From then on, the monster was loose.
She may try to portray herself as "kinder/gentler Hilary" these days but this Owl is NOT buying her act for a second! Below is a link to a Wikipedia entry on the controversies surrounding her, including her thesis, which nearly came back and bit her in the a$$ when she became First Lady, or was that Co-President?

And lastly, why doesn't the Democratic Party just go the whole way, get honest with us and itself and adopt the Hammer and Sickle as it's emblem?

The VP Who WON'T Shoot Straight

Don't you just love it? The Bush Administration continues to uphold it's perfect record of complete incompetence, disregard for constitutional law and utter stupidity!

It seems our VP Who Can't Shoot Straight is hell-bent on the notion that the Vice-Presidency is not part of the Executive Branch but the legislative. Hmmmmm, that's not what they taught me in school. Was I lied to all these years?

Furthermore, Cheney seems to use this rather bizarre assertion to justify wanton secrecy and being uncooperative with those that need to know. Good lord, are these guys channeling Nixon or what?

A fuller explanation is contained in this AP article that appears in USA Today, click on the link below:

http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2007-06-22-cheney-secrecy_N.htm?csp=34

Monday, June 18, 2007

More Justice -Poetic and Otherwise

Well well well. Looks like someone got themselves BUSTED royally. Seems like one Lou Pearlman, the one-time head-honcho and manager of those God-awful nauseatingly sappy and obviously FAKE 90's Boy-Bands like Backstreet Boys and N'Sync has finally shot himself in the foot numerous times over and was hiding in Indionesia until US authorities picked him up on charges of bank fraud and several other types of fraud charges. Not that this should surprise any of us, when someone becomes so quickly wealthy through obvious manipulation, the whole prinicple of "You Reap What You Sow" came back to bite him full teeth and claws. Sorry Lou, nobody's crying for you here in the Nest.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lou_Pearlman

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070614/ap_en_mu/people_lou_pearlman

http://www.austin360.com/music/content/shared-gen/ap/Recordings/People_Lou_Pearlman.html

Some Recommended Reading


FUN:

You may not know his face or maybe not have been aware of his name but you HAVE heard this man's versatile and distinct voice in things ranging from commercials (Pillsbury Dough Boy, Nestles Chocolate, Screaming Yellow Zonkers) to Cartoons (Boris Badenov, Ludwig Von Drake, the over-serious baritone narrator on many Jay Ward cartoons, Meisterberger the Bergermeister) and even the Haunted Mansion ride at Disney Land (yes, that's him grimly intoning "Welcome foolish mortals--"). And that's just a TINY fraction of Mr Frees's accomplishments as a vocal artist. This book provides a fascinating peek into the creativity, humor, life, eccentricities and sheer genius of this man.

Why Owls?


A number of folks have asked me over the years why do I like Owls so much?


Well, here's the answer:


1) Much like these birds, I've always had a nocturnal streak, even when I was little, I gave my parents some amount of grief staying up late. Even to this day, I tend to do the same although it's not as easy to do as it was when I was a 20-something.


2) These birds have always been surrounded by an aura of mystery, somehting I've always loved, a quality that begs firther exploration and inquiry. They are also fierce hunters. At times I can be fierce and mysterious.


3) The SOUNDS these birds produce are a thing of haunting beauty to me, the confident booming hoots of a Great Horned Owl, the eerie whinnying/trills of an Eastern Screech Owl and the expressive hooting and yapping of a Barred Owl have intrigued me for ages.


For the curious, I'd highly recommend you visit this site: www.owlpages.com


And on the mp3 player:

The New Tony Williams Lifetime - Believe It
(remastered w/ 2 bonus tracks)

From 1975, a slice of incendiary yet melodic fusion featuring Tony's brilliant as ever drumming, and the mysterious, fluid uncliched legato guitar stylings of a then-unknown Brit upstart by the name of Allan Holdsworth. This album changed my life and reduced me to a driveling idiot at the same time.

Thursday, June 14, 2007

The REAL Secret of Geddy Lee's Bass Sound


Whod've thunk it folks??? The REAL secret of Rush bassist/singer Geddy Lee's roaring authoritative bass sound is a washer/dryer combo and a sandwich vending machine!!!???? Maytag NEEDS to sign him on as an endorser, as well as the company who makes those sandwich vending machines!

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Son of "What's It All About, SONY?"

This is bordering on UNBELIEVEABLY HILARIOUS!!!! Just as you think that SONY can't possibly get any dumber, they go for DUMBEREREST! Seems they got themselves in hot water with The Church of England, of all people, for utilizing a scene of one of the COE's cathedrals for a violent shootout scene in one fo their games. Read on-----

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070613/ap_en_ot/sony_church_of_england;_ylt=AjtWdODNsRz9INFYkxmGGO1Y24cA

Wikipedia Entry on Sony Missteps and Controversies

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

This Owl is MAD AS HELL!!! (Somewhat Political Rant)

Ahh the ever so sensitive subject of politics warms my heart just before giving way to a seething, barely controllable outrage at the current landscape.

While many online forums might forbid the discussion of religion and/or politics in many threads, I thank God for things like blogs where it's allowed. What follows are just a series of my own random thoughts about the current state of the US. Bear in mind, I LOVE my country, I'm proud to be an American and all those things. But caring about something/someone you love sometimes requires saying some hard things:

  • The Two Party System- An Idea Whose Time Came and Went: How did we get to this point? How did we wind up, in a supposedly democratic country that was founded on, among other principles, being able to vote for those we best felt able to undertake the task of governing, with a system that limits, or let's be really honest, VIRTUALLY ELIMINATES the idea of real choice. We've been reduced to the notion of having to select the lesser of 2 evils, and that, in the context of a supposedly just, moral and intelligent society is just flat-out UNACCEPTABLE!!! Where in the US Constitution does it state "Thou Shalt Only Have Democrats or Republicans running for elected office? Well, haven't the last 40 or 50 years taught us anything?

  • On the one hand, the Democrats, once claiming to be the party of the working man and average citizen have plunged headlong into the seductive allure of Stateism, or let's call it for what it really is, COMMUNISM, centralized power, merciless regulation and micro-management of people's lives, stifling innovation and growth through prohibitive regulatory overkill, excessive taxation, all the while, making high-minded proclamations of their percieved moral superiority over the other party (and of course, the Clinton administration as just one of many examples with its Scandal Of The Week, Bimbo Eruptions and convoluted legalese replies to simple questions being evidence to the contrary. And people conveniently forget that Dr. Martin Luther King's harassment by the FBI took place under the watch of TWO Democratic administrations, Kennedy and Johnson, and it was the Democrats who vehemtly opposed Civil Rights legislation). And don't even get me started on how people like Slick Willie sold us out to foreign interests (like for example, handing over the port of Long Beach's management to acompany associated with China's ruthlessly Communist gov't) or one LBJ got us hopelessly mired in Vietnam without a clear way of winning or making a difference. And don't get me started on the Clinton administration decimating our military, squandering an opportunity to nail Osama Bin Laden to the wall, and not to mention the numerous proud displays of complete amorality (the numerous trysts and affairs on the sly among other things I'm sure), and don't get me started on Al Gore's prediliction for outright lying, stretching the truth and his shallow opportunism and complete lack of ANY depth, and those oh-so-lame statements like "There was no controlling legal authority" and of course, his junk-science books and outright hypocrisy still continuing to this day.

  • And on the other hand, the Republican party, claiming to lay hold of the principles of the Founding Fathers (and I believe at one time they did their best to) have HORRIFICALLY lost their way. I think that after the end of Ronald Reagan's second term as President was the beginning of the end for the GOP. Seemingly, in a lemming-like suicidal mad dash, it threw away nearly everything it once stood for. And the party who once did its utmost to field candidates that were competent and principled (Eisenhower, Reagan) took a wrong turn and the best they can do are vacuous DOLTS like George HW Bush, Bob Dole and George W Bush!!!???? Good God, no wonder Clinton managed to get a second term!! And if these guys don't get a brain and get a clue, one Hilary "Seig Heil" Clinton is almost guaranteed to elected (Owl's note, I am NOT against the idea of a woman being president, I'm just against it being a coldly ambitious rabid socialist/power-mad Stateist like Hilary Clinton) In the time since Reagan left office, the GOP has fallen on its own sword numerous times, like for instance, GHWB caving into the Democrat's demands on the budget agreement in 1990 that sent taxes through the roof, plunged us into a recession (so much for "Read My Lips-No New Taxes". I think what he really said was "Heed My Quips, Go To Texas"). To be fair, his one shining moment was being able to drive a ruthless murderous dictator like Saddam Hussein out of Kuwait. When the 1996 election came around, the best the GOP could do was a vacuous dolt like Bob Dole who didn't stand for much of anything!! WTH???????? And taking advantage of an electorate wearied by the Clinton's shameless shenanegans, one George W Bush was thought to be the one who could win, and certainly NOT because of any overwhelmingly great accomplishments or qualifications (he didn't really have any), again, proving the idea that people just fall too easily for surface flash and soundbites). GWB seemed to talk a good game and I didn't exactly relish a Gore presidency and more of the same Clinton-esque idiocy. Well, time clearly proved we didn't get any more Clinton-esque idiocy, WE GOT LOTS OF GWB IDIOCY!! Holy voter's remorse Batman! These same GOP-ers who claim to be for limited government, lower taxes, individual freedom and such have proven themselves NO DIFFERENT THAN THE DEMOCRATS:

1) ILLEGAL Domestic Spying against US citizens has increased to levels that eclipse that of the Nixon administration, time and time again, a complete disregard for the Bill of Rights and checks and balances outlined in the US Constitution has made itself very clear! Federal courts have numerous times rebuked the Bush administration for these very things. Not an ounce of remorse found anywhere! This so called Department of Homeland Security is a joke, let's face it. If you stop and think about it, we're actually giving the terorists what they want, namely we've become so fearful and reactive we treat our own people like the enemy. Don't you just love it when the Bush administration proudly boasts how, by way of "signing statements" they can intecept your mail, keep tabs on your phone calls and more. And you gotta love how US citizens who buy airline ticketshave been assigned a terror-risk classification that CANNOT be challenged even if it is obviously wrong, and good 'ol Homeland Security harassing library patrons.

2) The Iraq War may have started out with good intentions, but it quickly turned into a HOPELESS disaster and quagmire of beauracratic incompetence, short-sightedness, institutional arrogance and just inexcusable stupidity. Worse yet, it was done on the pretense of intelligence and information that was QUESTIONABLE and sketchy at best, if not outright WRONG! In addition, former Secretary of Defense Rumsfeld (or more accurately DUMBSfeld) refused to listen to the advice and counsel of KNOWLEDGEABLE military people regarding such an incursion. He and others were told for example, that in order to not only have a successful operation a MINIMUM of 500,000 troops would be required to not only carry it off, but maintain order once it was over. So what does DUMBSfeld do? Sends in but a small fraction of that, and well, look where we are! Worse yet, there was NEVER any clear plan or idea as to how to start and END the operation. A smart person will ALWAYS begin something with the end in mind. Well, in the case of the Bush administration, their incredible stupidity, short sightedness and utter incompetence played out in spectacular fashion! And with all this, I GENUINELY feel sorry for our troops who are at the recieving end of Washington's stupidity and incompetence and the Iraqui people caught in the middle of all this. They lost a ruthless murderous dictator and gained a plethora of murderous, ruthless insurgents that had free reign, and al because one DUMBSfeld didn't think ahead or listen to those who could help.

3) Illegal Immigration, a sore subject for many, and the best this bunch of incompetent bozos can do is conjure up a bill to give AMNESTY!!!???? The utter IDIOCY of this whole bill astounds me. It's no secret that many corporations are profiting off of cheap and ILLEGAL labor while our own people are denied jobs. INEXCUSABLE!! And so many people have lost their jobs to overseas outsourcing that in the long-term is FAR MORE COSTLY in terms of money, productivity and efficiency--INEXCUSABLE!

4) How did we get a Chief Executive of such low intelligence and speaking ability to begin with? Yes, to me IT MATTERS if our Chief Executive can form coherent sentences, be knowledgeable of pertinent facts, BE DECISIVE, display articulateness and intelligence. Otherwise, what kind of example are we to the rest of the world? GW's NUMEROUS verbal gaffes, omissions and misrepresentations of facts, inexcusable ignorance and such are well documented.

5) The Sale of Ports to Dubai fiasco of early 2006. The stupidity just flowed like a river. While George W. didn't generate the idea, those that were responsible for this TREASONOUS plan to sell some of our ports to a Dubai state-run company, whose government KNOWINGLY financed and supported terrorism were told in no uncertain terms by GWB that he would support the deal and do nothing to stop it. When word got out to the general public, it raised one HELL of an outcry of anger and indignation, and rightly so. WHAT WERE THESE IDIOTS THINKING??? As far as I'm concerned ALL involved in this stupid plan, including GWB himself should be put on trial and EXECUTED for treason! How could these people come up with such a thing? IDIOTS! TRAITORS!!!

6) And of course, it's been Scandal of The Week all over again, from the ridiculous (Dick Cheney's literal inability to shoot straight) to the INSANE (the whole pathetic Scooter Libby affair in which Karl Rove got away with murder, the firing of 8 attorneys and the utter incompetence of Alberto Gonzalez so proudly on display, the whole Mark Foley scandal and how utter HYPOCRITES like Dennis Hastert and others covered his ass instead of doing the right thing. These guys were far more afraid of the Republicans being percieved as "homophobic" than the legal and moral consequences of NOT taking approiate action. The Ralph Reed scandal, and the Jack Abramoff Scandal. Again, further proof of the Republican Party's complete abdication of principle and moral fiber)

And for even more in-depth listings, download this PDF document http://www.thenation.com/special/pdf/100facts.pdf

  • I don't claim to have the answers but I can say I'm mad as hell at our current state of affairs. Are there alternatives? YOU'D BETTER BELIEVE IT MY FRIENDS!! For example, consider throwing your support behind someone running independent or in the Libertarian or Constitution Party. Also to note, one Ron Paul, a Texas lawmaker is running on the Republican ticket (only for the access to funding and media resources, he is SOLIDLY Libertarian in his beliefs and values otherwise) If Ron Paul somehow makes it to the ticket I think I'd vote for him, he does seem to be a much needed blast of fresh air in a field of incompetent and corrupt bozos who just want more of the same mediocrity, hypocrisy and idiocy.
In conclusion, there is one book I would HIGHLY recommend reading (among many by numerous folks addressing our current issues) by Lee Iacocca entitled "Where Have All the Leaders Gone?" that explores thesse issues and more in depth, in addition, Lee REALLY rakes the Bush administration over the coals (he actually used to support the Bush administration until the facts could no longer be ignored) Lee's mad as hell, and I am too!

Monday, June 11, 2007

A Few Unavoidable Truths of Life

1. You are NOT doing well in your life if you are in ANY way shape or form compared to Woody Woodpecker

2. You can learn a lot about a person by dancing with them

3. It takes a person with a big heart and an equal intelligence to admit they’re wrong about something; likewise, it takes a person with a tiny heart and an even smaller intelligence to have to ALWAYS be right all the time, it’s people like these that start cults.

4. The 9 most dreaded words in the English language: “I’m from the government and I’m here to help”.

5. Never live or die by other people’s opinions of you. Even your detractors will grudgingly respect you for sticking to your guns and holding onto your principles

6. There's no such thing as useless information

7. Much like a car in neutral will go nowhere, a person who is neutral will live likewise.

8. Life is way too short, too rich and too worthwhile to spend hours in front of a TV

9. Clichéd but still true, if something sounds too good to be true, it very likely is just that.

10. ANY group that claims that they’re the ONLY ones on the whole planet doing it right, is presided over by a loud, egocentric, fast-talking charismatic leader, makes a lot of grandiose promises and/or tries to make you feel inadequate/guilty or somehow less than worthy a person if you don’t sign on to their cause is one that must be avoided at all costs.

11. Legislation will NEVER fix or change problems that are deeply rooted in the human soul

12. Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and foolishly expecting a different result

13. If George W Bush tells you that you're doing a great job, your career, political or otherwise IS TOAST!

Everything I Need To Know In Life I Learned By Watching Batman

1) There's no such thing as too much labeling of everyday items

2) When in doubt, REVERSE THE POLARITY!!!!

3) It’s always good to have a brightly garbed sidekick to draw gunfire away from you

4) When the Commissioner calls, it’s NEVER good news.

5) You take care of your utility belt and it'll take care of you.

6) There's no such thing as useless information.


7) There's nothing like a bat-climb to help you limber up.


8) If you find youself in a room that appears tilted, chances are there are villains lurking nearby.

9) Always make sure the nozzle on the Bat-sleep spray is pointing in the right direction!


10) Always make sure your cape isn't stuck in the door of the Batmobile and dragging on the ground!

11) Always make sure you go down the right Bat-poles!


12) Don't forget to wear your mask!


13) Make sure to wear clean underwear (thermal b if possible)


14) Good grammar is essential to crime fighting


15) You can use "going fishing" as an excuse for anything


16) Its bad on your transmission if your turbines are NOT to speed


17) People ignore most warning signs


18) Some criminals can’t or won’t be rehabilitated.


19) Some criminals can change their looks (even race) in any given week. (up to 3 times in 2 years)


20) Always check above your head when entering a room for nets that may fall on you.


21) Beware of strong stimulants.


22) Even though a wealthy playboy is being kidnapped in the next room, always take the time to hang up your civilian garb


23) You'll ALWAYS owe your life to good dental hygiene

Sunday, June 10, 2007

More Progress Than Strigiformes Should Be Allowed to Make


When it rains, it pours sometimes, and this Owl has experienced an unexpected and very welcome (and maybe even somewhat frightening) streak of progress in recording the new album over this weekend.

So far, "Hydrogen & Stupidity" (duet for classical guitar and bass clarinet) has been finished and mixed. "And Your Point Is--?" ( a completely improvised ensemble piece that, without intending to, gets eerily reminiscent of Miles Davis' late 60's/early 70's electric outings in spots) was just completed earlier tonight with the last guitar and "spook organ" tracks going in. I'll attempt mixing later this week. I just got "A Brew For Elliot Spitzer and The Minutemen" started with some drum and organ tracks.

Also in the works will be my "metal" tune, titled "My Royalties Paid for WHAT???"

Later this week, I'll attempt a final mix on "It Takes A Village to Raise an Idiot"

Now. the upcoming dilemma for me is this, should I do the mastering at home or send it out to be done. If anyone knows a good mastering place in the Atlanta area that's reasonable, please feel free to respond.

Friday, June 8, 2007

Ants, Aardvarks and Jazz

Another flashback of my somewhat misspent youth in the early to mid 70's, almost NEVER missed a Saturday morning watching the exploits of a perpetually hungry and not very bright blue Aardvark chasing a Dean Martin-esque Ant in a fashion not unlike Wile E. Coyote. Part of the comedic appeal (besides the hilarious slapstick) was the fact this Aardvark talked like Jackie Mason (both characters voiced by comedian John Byner).

But, it doesn't stop there. These cartoons had some of the SMOKINGEST jazz music, played by top West Coast jazz-cats of the time like Shelly Manne, Ray Brown, Pete Candoli, Jimmy Rowles, Tommy Tedesco and more. The chase scenes had some of the best stuff musically, especially with Pete Candoli doing that "scream trumpet" thing he was so famous for (he, like his brother Conte played with Stan Kenton's band, who encouraged that sort of thing).

By some miracle of divine intervention, these sidesplitting cartoons are now available once again, by way of good 'ol Amazon.

REALITY SHOWS I'D LIKE TO SEE

HEY HOLLYWOOD!!!!

Running out of ideas for inane reality shows? Try these:

1) So You Think You Can Sell Insurance?

2) American Actuary

3) SURVIVOR: TRENTON NJ

4) When Perfumers Attack

5) Who Wants to Be A Lion Tamer?

6) Looking For The Next William Shatner

7) Security Guards

8) Are You Smarter Than A Liberal Activist?

9) America's Next Top Air Raid Siren Repairman

10) Extreme Makeover: Missile Bunker Edition

What's It All About, SONY?


SONY’S DELIBERATE WANTON ACTS OF EXTREME STUPIDITY
(or Why I Will NEVER Buy Another Sony Product Willingly)


Boy, some folks just LOVE shooting themselves in the foot, don't they?


Below, I have cited but a few of the more glaring examples of corporate stupidity at its worst, not that SONY are the only ones but they sure have made some AMAZINGLY spectacular blunders. I don't think it could be pinned on one person in particular, but it sure is a graphic example of the idea of that it really does take a village to raise an idiot (and an idiot to raze a village). I actually remember a time when SONY actually used to be a company that created fun and even useful electronic gadgets (like the groundbreaking Walkman etc). Somewhere along the way, SONY got more than a little power-hungry and seemed to shift it's emphasis to controlling and dominating all known forms of media. I wonder if they got a chip on their shoulder from the failure of the BETA-MAX videotape format back in the 80's. Ever since then, they've thrown ALL semblance of ethics and decency completely out the window and continued to presume that ALL of it's customers are criminals. Well, one thing they need to ask themselves, "Has Sony In The Last 20 Years Made A Product or Released a Movie/Album That Was Worth Stealing To Begin With?" Judging by the prodigious output of vacuous sewage like Mariah Carey, Celine Dion, any one of Sony's movies and utterly MEDIOCRE quality and overpriced electronics products in general, I dare say NO BLEEPING WAY!



1. Fake Movie Reviews (Sony Pictures Division): Sony Pictures thought it could pull a fast one by writing fake glowing reviews for its own movies; attribute those reviews to obscure newspapers that not many have heard of. Well, someone at those “obscure newspapers” noticed, Sony got OWNED: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2002/03/12/entertainment/main503540.shtml




3. Sony’s Digital Music Service and It’s Proprietary Audio Format That is Incompatible With Other Players, And Sony’s Player Will NOT Play Any Other Audio Formats (mp3, wav, flac, avi etc); http://www.joegratz.net/archives/2004/05/10/sonys-missteps/



4. Sony Sneakily Putting Rootkit Spyware on 30 CD’s Released in late 2005, This Spyware Would Install Itself On Your PC Without You Knowing It, So That The Good Folks At Sony Could Spy On You And See If You Were Copying Their CD’s. Of Course, This Made Your PC Vulnerable To Hackers, Crashed Your System Etc. Sony Got OWNED on This One Too (in BLATANT violation of Federal malware statutes):






5. Sony’s Laughably Stupid Attempt At Copy Control That Could Be Defeated Using Nothing More Than A Black Marker Around The Edge of A CD: http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,52665,00.html



6. Sony’s Laptop Batteries That Catch Fire, Dell, Apple, Toshiba and IBM (among others) Are Recalling Machines With This Battery. http://www.engadget.com/tag/explodingbatteries



7. Sony now under investigation for price fixing on SRAM chips for laptops and PC’s http://www.betanews.com/article/DOJ_Investigating_Sony_for_RAM_Pricefixing/1162328915



8. A wonderful new DVD copy-protection feature that even shuts down its own players, BRILLIANT!!! http://sonystrikesagain.wordpress.com/


More to come I'm sure, pardon me, I have to grab some more popcorn--------

Thursday, June 7, 2007

Guaranteed To Give Radio Programmers Horrible Nightmares


Well folks, after a painfully slow start (namely writer's block and all) I've been happily at work on my next album, the cover of which appears at the left of this text.

While "Guaranteed To Be 100% Free of Hit Singles" is all instrumental (as my recordings typically are, truth be told, I got tired of dealing with the vagaries of trying to force myself to write horridly forced and corny lyrics, plus dealing with the egos of folks who've contracted Lead Singer Disease) it still intends to be a rather sarcastic poke in the eye at the "music biz" and all its attendant idiocy. The only thing resembling "vocals" on this undertaking are voiceovers done either by me or specially invited guests. I guess even in the midst of an instrumental maelstrom, there is the commercial and psychological need for an occasional human voice, however droll. It also bears mentioning here that an old friend (known as The Jazzwhistler, also a very good pianist/keyboardist curently residing in Hawaii) suggested to me that maybe my next recorded effort (after the dark and spooky "Ghost of A Train") should have some more humor. I took him up on the challenge and I'm glad I did, I've never enjoyed myself more in the process of creating a musical document. While I am pretty happy with the end result of "Ghost of A Train", it's completion was a rather tortorous affair, marked by a nasty case of bronchitis and having just gone through a breakup with a girlfriend at that time. Hopefully, this new disc will be completed under far happier circumstances.
My progress so far?

1) "Sign With Disappearing Ink", a duet between classical guitar and a trombone that sounds like Charlie Brown's teacher in the old Peanuts cartoons. It can be heard on my My Space page: www.myspace.com/theowlsmusic

2) The infamous "Opening Announcement", a sort of tip of the hat to the late voice actor Paul Frees (Mel Blanc's only serious rival for being The Man of 1000 Voices) who among other places could be heard as either a character or narrator in MANY Jay Ward cartoons (Bullwinkle and Rocky, Hoppity Hooper, George of The Jungle, etc) , Walt Disney productions (most notably Uncle Drake Scrooge) and many other things.

3) "It Takes A Village To Raise An Idiot", with all tracks just completed 4 days ago, I'm now setting about mixing this puppy down. This may well be the album's centerpiece with a myriad of shifting time signatures, dense polychords, twisty melody lines, a little stomping funk and LOTS of musical sarcasm aimed at venerable institutions of immense intellectual endeavor like "American Idol", "Making The Band" and all other manner of star-making machinery and fakery throughout the ages. It's got a LOT of beats but only the foolhardy would attempt to dance to it (a'la Frank Zappa and his infamous "Be Bop Tango" piece on the 1974 "Roxy and Elsewhere" album). Commercial potential? HELL NO!!!!!! For people who like things a bit twisty and difficult, just what the doctor ordered!



4) "Did They Even Sing?", a taut largely piano driven contemporary jazz flavored piece which concludes with a vocal interpretation (by Lindsey Bentley) of a HILARIOUSLY stooooooooopid review of the instrumental title track from GOaT, and I quote:

This chicks view
Three things I like in a song.I have to feel the singer is putting the heart and soul in to it,does it get me going ,do I want to dance bang my head or cry. Last, would I listen to it agian. This song had none of it. One second I am relaxed and the next I jumped out of my chair scared to death. Some people may like this but it is not my cup of tea.All the bouncing around will get ya dizzy. Did they even sing?

So far, it's yours truly playing all instruments except for drums (done by Tom Scotto, Jim Dunn and the very mysterious Cass Eo)

Several other pieces are in varying stages of completion or being started at all ("Mime Doesn't Pay", "And Your Point Is--?, "Hydrogen and Stupidity", A Brew for Elliot Spitzer and The Minutemen"). Being a bit over-optimistic, I'm hoping to have the album completed by this fall and get it out on the Net by Christmas-time. We'll see.
Hoo Hoooooooooooooo

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