Saturday, September 29, 2007

Got $150,000 You Don't Know What To Do With?

Here's one idea, a firm in Franklin LA called MTT will be all too happy to build you a Y2K Gas Turbine Motorcycle. This 2-wheeled beauty is powered by a 320HP gas turbine engine normally used on helicopters, the Y2K has been known to achieve speeds of up to 227 mph for some brave soul. Besides having a sufficiently high temperature exhaust blast that will literally melt bumpers on cars, it also features a rear mounted camera (in lieu of mirrors) and display on the control panel. It'll run great on either kerosene (jet fuel) or #2 diesel and makes quite an impressive racket when firing up (very much like a jet plane). See the webpage HERE

Who rides these things? Well, there's one Jay Leno who takes his out for a spin every so often, here's some video footage

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Good Gawd Y'all, It's Friday!

Man, these Fridays sure sneak up on you real quick!

Not quite an eventful week as the previous one but there's still plenty to marvel at, ridicule and ponder. Have to say this, no news on Dick "The Penguin" Cheney of late, which is something I find more than a little disconcerting, how about you? And as another aside regarding our Smiling Idiot In Chief, earlier this week he was heard to remark that Hillary "I Want More Power" Clinton would win the Democratic nomination. Well George Dubbaya, thank you so much for giving me some hope here, as it stands 10 times out of 9 you're wrong about something.



1) Here Kitty Kitty Kitty Kitty: Animal behavior researcher Kevin Richardson seems to have no fear of the king of the jungle (which is inaccurate because lions actually are more prone to inhabit grasslands and sometimes forests), and in this London Daily Mail article, it goes on to explain the lifelong love affair that Richardson has with these powerful cats. Seriously, they DO NOT make good pets, they eat TONS of meat, make a lot of noise at night, would reduce your furniture to firewood and tend to play rough (and those love bites must HURT!)

2) Duz R Prezidents Lurn?: Now THIS is pathetically hilarious! Speaking to a class of schoolchildren at PS 76 in New York this week, our Smiling Idiot In Chief proved once again that dumb runs deep in his particular family. And you know what's REALLY hilarious? Bush's handlers, in a rather fruitless effort to head off verbal gaffes, give him marked up copies of his speeches with phonetic pronunciations so he can at least somewhat get the names of foreign leaders right (a copy was briefly posted on the UN website). Check out this article. And you know what else? During one particular debate in the 2004 election with John Kerry, wasn't it pretty obvious that George Dubbaya was wired for sound, as in his handlers were backstage telling him what to say so he wouldn't screw up overly much? Check out these photos and video clips from said event.

3) Stupid Is As Stupid Does #658: Strike a blow for justice and common sense here. On 9/26/2007, Federal judge Ann Aiken ruled that 2 provisions of the immoral and odious Patriot Act are inherently unconstitutional due to the fact that they allow secret wiretapping, surveillance and searches without probable cause, in DIRECT VIOLATION of the 4th Amendment of the US Constitution. This alone is further reason why George Dubbaya and John A$$croft should be put on trial. What prompted this ruling was an unfortunate incident in which a Portland OR attorney, Brandon Mayfield found himself being named as a suspect in the 2004 Madrid train bombings. This came as a result of some IDIOT misreading a fingerprint. Mr Mayfield bought a suit against the government. He was apologized to and given a settlement of $2 million dollars or so, but no amount of money can take away the aggravation, hurt and damage to his reputation these incompetent tools of the Bush administration inflicted on him. More of the story HERE

4) Redneck Is Redneck No Matter What Part of The World You're In: Need a comedy fix with a decidedly backwoods twist? Mainstream comedy too inane and uninspired for you? May I be so bold as to recommend The Red Green Show. This VERY unconventional quirky TV export from Canada sure got my attention (carried by many PBS affiliates and also on DVD), with its no-holds barred take on redneck comedy, biting satire and complete disregard for commercial convention, it's one-of-a-kind backwoods hijinx that will make the stoutest of handymen and Mr Fix It types wake up screaming at 3 in the morning. Check out the WEBSITE and prepare ye for many laughs.

5) Now THIS Should Be The Official Seal of The Republican Party:

6) So Tell Us Tom, Do These Guys Have REAL Ray Guns?: I'm HOWLING with laughter over this one! Good 'ol Tom Cruise, Mr Scientology Shill Himself, is reported to be building himself a bunker to protect him and his family against an imminent alien attack by some joker named Xenu who's mad that he was deposed from his throne. The story HERE

7) Stupid Quote Hall of Fame #212: "Who are these people?" uttered by Al Gore during a tour of Thomas Jefferson's home, Gore was looking right at busts of George Washington and Benjamin Franklin!

8) An Actual Heat Ray: Not quite a death-ray like in sci-fi movies and cartoons, but the US Army has been at work on a non-lethal heat ray device that works basically by focusing energy at a specific frequency so as to stimulate the nerves to perceive heat. Great for dispersing unruly crowds, more details HERE


HAPPY FRY-DAY EVERYONE
AND BEWARE OF XENU!!

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Have They No Class? #94

How about this for lowbrow?

A London based advertising firm, Ad Air is promising (or threatening depending on how you view it) to install GIGANTIC (I mean about the size of THREE football fields) ads to be seen by incoming airline passengers out their windows, as if the myriad of ads in the in flight magazine and in flight movie/TV programming weren't enough. I may be horribly old-school on this, by dang it, is this really necessary? Wouldn't many passengers rather be able to view the scenery below them (well, except for certain parts of New Jersey, and if you don't believe me, try flying into Newark NJ sometime, it goes directly over one of their beautiful oil refineries)?

In any case, Atlanta's Hartsfield-Jackson airport will be getting these monstrosities sometime in the coming year, and other airports worldwide will follow suit. Somehow I'm just not too impressed with the idea. Is no open space safe anymore?

http://www.intellagencia.com/news.asp?siteid=4&id=74951

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Six Strings of Genius

Thought I'd do something a little different, as lately I've had some folks ask me and even suggest to me to highlight some of my favorite purveyors of the art of guitar, an instrument I've played since age 12 myself. Of course, there's the obvious favorites of Jimi Hendrix and Eric Clapton who we know tons about, so I decided to go the somewhat less travelled route in some cases.

So here it is, a compendium of some of my favorite axe-slingers from a variety of musical persuasions, click on each person's name for a more detailed article

Dick Dale: The undisputed King of Surf Guitar. Since the late 1950's Dick Dale has set the standard of a style we all know as surf music, defined by fiery intense rhythms and the reverb-drenched twang of a Fender Stratocaster that conjures up mental pictures of daredevil surfers catching that perfect wave at locales like The Wedge in Newport Beach CA. To this very day, Dick is still touring and bringing the unique strains of surf music to new audiences all the time. There are many imitators, but only one Dick Dale!


Duane Allman: A master who died way too young. With a gift for improvisation, an amazing mastery of slide playing and a deep knowledge of the blues in its many forms, Duane blew people away with his singing, soaring playing. He had a storied career that ran from psychedelia (Hour Glass, Allman Joys) to session work (with MANY soul music legends of the 60's) and most famously, the Allman Bros. Band formed with his brother Gregg (who started on guitar, but switched to keyboards). Duane had carved out a unique niche for himself with soulful melodic playing, advancing the art of slide playing to where it had never been before (inspired by Taj Mahal and Ellmore James) and taking the listener on inspired flights of fancy while grounded in the blues. Sadly, on October 29, 1971, Duane met a horrible end in a motorcycle crash in Macon GA, the band's adopted home base. He's not with us anymore, but his special brand of musicality is kept very much alive to this day.

Jimmy Bryant and Speedy West: The dynamic duo of what I would call Instrumental Country. Jimmy Bryant wielding a Fender Telecaster playing with an ungodly hybrid of country picking and jazz sophistication, and Speedy West, a virtuoso who could do things on a pedal steel guitar that sounded absolutely IMPOSSIBLE! Individually they were stellar players in their own right, but together they were DEVASTATING! Witness this film clip of them in action.


Chet Atkins: Chet was credited (or blamed, depending on who you ask) with creating the "Countrypolitan" or "Nashville Sound", bringing the raw authenticity of country, the sophistication of jazz and more adult pop music together . But no matter what side of that argument you land on, there was no denying that Chet was VERY accomplished as a musician as his numerous recordings will bear out. By the time he was signed by RCA in the fifties, not only was his playing of such high caliber, but he honed his skills as a producer and solo artist in his own home studio (which was quite a luxury back then). Versatile as could be (even doing a highly acclaimed album with Dire Straits axemeister Mark Knopfler), Chet really stood above the rest in his own way. When he passed in 2001, we truly lost a gem.

Wes Montgomery: By the late 1950's or so, the guitar in jazz had finally stepped out front after formerly being relegated to a strictly rhythm instrument. People like Jimmy Raney, Tal Farlow and George Van Eps for example really took the jazz guitar into new frontiers, but there was NOBODY like Wes Montgomery. Wes developed a singularly unique style partially out of necessity, utilizing his thumb to pluck the strings (his landlady used to complain he played too loud when he used his amp). Soon, he was able to not only spin forth beautiful and challenging melodic lines but extended that to his trademark octave passages and piano-like block chords. From the late 50's onward he was a solo artist in his own right (previously having played with people like Lionel Hampton, Freddie Hubbard etc). Along the way, he made a couple albums with organist Jimmy Smith that are classics, swinging, bluesy and just great fun! From the mid-60's onward, Wes changed direction to a more "commercial" form of jazz, more orchestrated but still featuring his unique playing style. Sadly, he passed away in 1968 from cancer, not even having begun to reach his peak as a musician.

John Abercrombie: Coming to prominence in the early 70's, Berklee educated Abercrombie made a name for himself in the nascent jazz-fusion movement and was just as much at ease playing through a jazz standard. He was and still is a true musical chameleon yet retaining some very core attributes that make him unique. Whether tearing it up with the likes of drummer Billy Cobham, waxing poetic with acoustic guitar virtuoso Ralph Towner or making his mark on post-bop jazz, Abercrombie NEVER failed to amaze me. Having long-resided onthe ECM label, he has been nothing short of prolific and incredibly varied, some of my favorite outings of his include his debut, "Timeless", the "Gateway" collaborative album with Jack DeJohnette on drums and Dave Holland on bass, and a pair of beautiful albums with Ralph Towner, "Sargasso Sea" and "Five Years Later"

Ralph Towner: Ralph Towner for me has done for acoustic guitar what others have done for electric, namely stretch its boundaries and show new possibilities. Originally a pianist (he still plays beautifully in a Bill Evans informed style BTW), Ralph decided to study classical guitar for a year in Vienna. After having to borrow money to fly back to the US, he set about following his own muse, armed with just classical and 12-string acoustics. Drawing on seemingly equal amounts of post-bop jazz, folk, 20th century classical music and other things I can't readily identify, Ralph Towner can hold you spellbound with his playing AND writing (he also plays some occasional French Horn and flugelhorn when the mood strikes him). Another long-time resident on the ECM label, he has created music that is simultaneously beautiful, haunting, jarring, contemplative and NEVER dull. He's also reknowned for his continuiing stint with the acoustic group Oregon and collaborations with the likes of John Abercrombie, bassist Gary Peacock and more.

John McLaughlin: A man who really needs no introduction. Originally born in Scotland, John grew up with the sounds of blues, flamenco, classical and jazz in his home. Picking up the guitar at a young age, he took to blues at first, then jazz and was fascinated by flamenco music as well. Eventually moving to London, he made quite a splash in the late 60's, gigging with people like Brian Auger, doing session work and teaching.In 1969, he was heard on tape by Miles Davis and before long was recording with him on "In A Silent Way", "Bitches Brew" and others. Along the way, John recorded a brilliant album called "Extrapolation" with his own original music and capable players like Brian Odges, Tony Oxley and John Surman. In 1969, drummer Tony Williams persuaded him to join his groundbreaking Lifetime band with organist Larry Young in the fold, the result was groundbreaking, VERY foreboding and psychedelic and not for the faint of heart. After that version of Lifetime dissolved, John took the next leap (while studying an Indian instrument called the Vina) forming the Mahavishnu Orchestra, fiery pacesetters and innovators in the up and coming jazz-rock fusion movement of that time. Marked by rapid ensemble passages, adventurous harmonies and free-flying improvisations, they were the example to follow. John continued to change course in a myraid of ways with several other incarnations of Mahavishnu, his acoustic Shakti group, the One Truth Band, and so many other groupings of brilliant musicians. Despite a few missteps, John's artistic integrity has been nothing short of stellar and his creativity unceasing.

John Scofield: A rare individual loved by both jazz fans and jam-band enthusiasts alike. 'Sco came up playing mainly angular post-bop jazz with a strong grounding in the blues and over time, developed a singularly unique voice of his own whether as a sideman (Cobham/Duke Band, Miles Davis) or as a bandleader in his own right. In more recent years, 'Sco has been exploring a mutant form of funk/soul-jazz with collaborators like Medeski, Martin and Wood among others. Like John McLaughlin, 'Sco is so versatile and very happy with exploring different avenues of jazz , from the funk-laden ("Scofield A Go Go", "Blue Matter") to beautifully orchestrated ("Quiet") to angular post-bop ("Time On My Hands") to tear the roof off the joint exuberance ("Uberjam") and even a mutant jazz/funk/electronica experiment ("Bump"). I'll put it this way, I never met a 'Sco album I didn't like.

Allan Holdsworth: Every so often , somone comes along and completely revolutionizes how an instrument is played, and Allan Holdsworth is one of those people. Originally wanting to play sax, he was givien a guitar in his teens, and set to work developing a unique musical vision, and the end result is what's known today as the "legato" style of playing, that is, platying the notes in such a manner that no pick attack is heard and the notes flow together as if being played on a horn. By the mid 70's, Allan found himself very much in demand as a soloist by people as diverse as Tony Williams, Jean Luc Ponty, Bill Bruford, Soft Machine, Gong and others. by the early 80's, disillusioned with Britain's disinterest in creative music that wasn't punk or trendy, he relocated to the US and found a very welcoming fanbase. Since then, he has continued to advance and create in ways that defy most mortal humans. Allan's most important formative influence was John Coltrane, along with classical composers like Debussy and Aaron Copland (Allan's unusual chordal voicings and such definitely bear this out). A true original if ever there was.

Scott Henderson: Hailing from the southeastern US, Scott travelled a unique course that ranged from top-40 bands to hardcore funk to heavy rock early on, and then the jazz bug bit him. Moving to LA in the early 80's, Scott attended Muscian's Institute and before long landed a teaching gig there. He also found himself getting calls for his blazing 6-string atristry, which at first bore some similarity to Allan Holdsworth, but before long, Scott found his own unique sound and style. He played with bassist Jeff Berlin, violinist Jean Luc Ponty, Chick Corea's Elektric Band and the Zawinul Syndicate while simultaneously playing with his own band Tribal Tech. Tribal Tech evolved from having the music HEAVILY written out to becoming far more open-ended. And as if that wasn't enough, Scott also did some gigsa nd recordings with his mutant take on the blues, all of which is great fun and musically very meaty! Scott has aknack for coming with quirky and unique melody lines, beautifully crafted emotionally charged solo lines and VERY interesting compositions.

Bill Connors: Another musical chameleon, Bill Connors came to prominence in the early 70's playing with Chick Corea's Return to Forever when it went full-tilt electric on "Hymn of The Seventh Galaxy". What came out of those grooves was pretty amazing and especially the young Connors with his thick, slicing legato tone and lines that found a meeting ground somewhere between Coltrane and Cream-period Eric Clapton. Leaving RTF, he continued to do session work and before long traded in his Les Paul and Marshall setup for steel and nylon string acoustic guitars, doing a series of brilliant albums on the ECM label (Of Mist and Melting, Theme to The Guardian, Swimming With A Hole In My Body). by 1980 or so, Bill was asked by saxophonist Jan Garbarek to play with him, on electric. Bill reluctantly picked it back up at first but soon found himself playing it with renewed vigor and a new approach derived from his acoustic period. In the 80's, Bill put out three albums in an electric vein that were strikingly similar to what Allan Holdsworth was doing at the time (to the puzzlement of many, including Holdsworth imself, who always loved Bill's playing) albeit with more of a bluesy funk slant. BY the end of the 80's Bill stopped recording altogether, rather disillusioned with the music biz in general, and made his living as a teacher. In 2005, Bill was feeling the urge to again play and record, so at the urging of longtime fan, rock guitarist Pat Thrall, Bill returned to playing and recording again, this time with a radically different sound, approach and attitude. Nowadays, Bill is playing a more angular post-bop jazz thing (somewhat reminiscent of Pat Martino), to thankful audiences the world over and with Pat Thrall behind the desk, recorded "Return". Very good stuff and it's great to see Bill out there again.

Steve Khan: Coming up as a veteran of the studio circuit in the 70's (his list of credits must be several miles long), Steve Khan was just about everywhere at one point in time or another. By 1980 or so, Steve underwent a time of some disillusionment and then re-evaluation of his musical direction. Despite that, Steve put out a beautiful solo disc called "Evidence" with just himself tackling a number of very deep and beautiful jazz compositions (his reworking of Wayne Shorter's "Infant Eyes" has to be heard to be believed). In 1981 or so, Steve started to find himself and put together a remarkable band called "Eyewitness" with uber-genius bassist Anthony Jackson, drummer Steve Jordan and percussionist Manalo Badrena (formerly of Weather Report). This foursome spun forth music that was open, airy yet intense, harmonically deep, unpredictable and just great fun to listen to. Steve played with a distinct clean tone that was big as all outdoors (recommended are Eyewitness, Modern Times, Casa Loco and Public Access) Although not doing as much studio session work as in the past, Steve still found himself very much in demand by many, even touring with Joe Zawinul in a transitional band between Weather Report and The Zawinul Syndicate called Weather Update. Steve's playing is an embodiment of well thought out note choices, harmonic freedom and melody like no one else. To me, he's VERY underrated in the guitar world, check this man out!

Wayne Johnson: Deserving of wider recognition, Wayne Johnson, when not playing with the Manhattan Transfer, John Tesh or doing occasional studio work or teaching, spins forth a very unique sound and style of his own, ranging from fairly written out pieces to things that SOUND written out yet are completely improvised on the spot. His sound is somewhat like Pat Metheney's but only brighter and more shimmery. His writing style, totally his own, drawing on equal parts jazz, rock and country (he played bluegrass banjo growing up). When I lived in So Cal, I used to go watch Wayne weave his unique artistry at a little club in Venice called The Comeback Inn with a trio of drummer Bill Berg and veteran studio/tour bassist Jimmy "Flim" Johnson. The 3 originally met in Minneapolis/St Paul but relocated west. More times than not, my jaw would be scraping the ground at what took place between these 3 musicians.

Robert Fripp
: Another true original that will NEVER be duplicated. Often called The Mr Spock of Rock, Fripp armed with a genius level IQ, and a musical pallette that ranged from Stravinsky, Bartok, Jazz, Hendrix and Balinese Gamelon Music for instance made his mark by first forming a quirky and inventive trio, Giles Giles and Fripp. Doing something that was almost like The Beatles meets Monty Python with a virtuoso guitarist, it paved the way for King Crimson to tread far more serious territory (Fripp once wondered out loud what if Hendrix played Bartok). With their 1969 debut album "In The Court of The Crimson King", KC blew people's minds with a mix of classical-inspired orchestrations, frantic energy, fantasy lyrics, odd time-signatures, crazed improvisation and Fripp's unique evolving guitar style (characterized by soaring sustained lines, insanely difficult cross-picking and beautiful warm jazz chords among many attributes). KC changed and evolved constantly over the years but Fripp remained constant in his vision, along with taking part in a number of production and collaborative projects. Some may be put off by his seemingly pompous intellect and dry wit but the man is a genius no two ways about it.

Steve Hackett: Coming to prominence with Genesis in the early 70's, Steve Hackett developed a very unorthodox approach to guitar in a rock context. He saw his role as more melodic and textural than that of an ego-crazed guitar hero. Some of his stock in trade included unusual textures employing effects pedals, two-handed tapping that predated Van Halen by several years and a mastery of nylon-string classical guitar as well. Not only that, Steve was quite a songwriter, such that his frustration with Genesis under-utilizing his writing contributions became too much to bear, so that by October of 1977 he handed in his resignation to concentrate exclusively on a solo career. His first solo outing "Voyage Of The Acolyte", made while he was still in Genesis is still one of my favorites, along with 1979's "Spectral Mornings". Steve's writing could run the gamut from beautiful and pastel-like to utterly dark and horrifying with a bit of black comedy thrown in occasionally. After the 70's, Hackett experimented with a number of musical styles, even going through a pop phase with "Cured" and "Highly Strung". He even experimented with Brazilian drumming on "'Til We Have Faces". Not all his experiments were successes, for instance, the ill-conceived supergroup GTR in 1986 with Yes guitarist Steve Howe, which turned out to be nothing more than bland, generic corporate pop in the mold of Asia at best. After GTR, Steve did get back on track and continued to produce interesting and diverse albums.

Peter Banks: The former Yes guitarist (he played on Yes, and Time and A Word) had a VERY unique sound and approach to music, somehow having a sound that composed equal parts Pete Townsend sonic anarchy and Barney Kessell bop lines and dense jazz chords. Pete's stint with Yes was tension-filled towards the end and led to his dismissal. Undaunted, he did sessions, played with Blodwin Pig (a Jethro Tull offshoot) for a short time before forming his own band Flash. Flash contained certain elements of Yes but with far more teeth and roughness around the edges, not to mention far more guitar at the center. Flash did 3 albums before disbanding in 1974 or so. Pete did his first solo outing ("Two Sides of Peter Banks") and then forming a sequel to Flash called Empire (where me met fell in love with, married and divorced his first wife, singer Sidney Fox) Aside from occasional session work, Pete kept a pretty low profile but in the 90's started issuing recordings under his own name. Along the way, he married a Peruvian woman he had met over the 'net and nowadays, is playing with an improv-based band called Harmony In Diversity.

Stevie Ray Vaughan: Playing blues as ferocious as a Texas twister was this man's specialty. Stevie made me think of what might happen if Jimi Hendrix grew up in Texas. Their tones were similar yet their approaches totally diferent. Stevie was also blessed with a gritty and perfect blues singing voice, this man really connected emotionally through his playing and writing. He also cut a distinct figure onstage with his trademark hat and beat up old Fender Stratocaster. With his band Double Trouble (drummer Chris Layton, bassist Tommy Shannon and later keyboardist Reese Wynans, who ALMOST joined the Allman Bros. when they first formed), Stevie ripped into and cried the blues like nobody before or since. And he wasn't limite to the old I. IV,V progression, he had some SERIOUS musicianship going on (check out "Riviera Paradise" for example). Sadly, his life was cut short by a helicopter crash enroute to Chicago in 1990 on his way to a gig.

Albert King:
Armed with the rather audacious Gibson Flying V played left handed, a gruff voice, biting wit and a uniquely biting sound and economical choices of notes, Albert was truly one of the greats of electric blues, spinning off such classics as "Born Under A Bad Sign, "Personal Manager" and "Laundromat Blues".

Freddie King: Probably best remembered for his blazing blues instrumental "Hideaway" (a song that ANY serious blues guitarist worth their salt should know how to play). Freddie had a thick vocal tone to his Les Paul and just played with so much feeling and grit. Folks like Eric Clapton cite him as a MAJOR influence (and they became buddies while touring together).

Frank Marino: Canadian Frank Marino is quite unique in the realm of heirs to the Hendrix throne, namely, he was influenced by Jimi yet sounds NOTHING like him. Frank came into the realm of music through a rather unfortunate set of circumstances, namely taking LSD to the point it landed him in a hospital for a stretch. He began learning guitar as a form of therapy, completely countering a now famous urban-legend that he was visited by the spirit of Jimi Hendrix (a concocted by the press story that Frank is VERY quick to repudiate). By the time he fully recovered, at age 16 he put together the first of many incarnations of his band Mahogany Rush and recorded their first album. Each album showed Frank's growth as a musician rather dramatically, at times somewhat reminiscent of Hendrix yet taking the influence somewhere else altogether. Gifted with a quick improvisational acumen in his idiom and a LOVE of melody, Frank would never cease to amaze you. Check out this live performance of a song called "Poppy" to see what I mean. Personal fave album, has to be Mahognay Rush 4. To this day, Frank still tours and records to a loyal fanbase. Besides that, Frank gets awarded 1000 extra bonus cool points from this Owl for playing my favorite guitar, the Gibson SG!

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Someone's Got Some 'Splainin To Do #4177

Does science fiction have a way of becoming science fact eventually? In some cases it might.

Shrouded in much mystery are a number of cutting edge (for the time which was during WWII), forays into esoteric areas of science by German scientists under Adolf Hitler's orders. One of the most mysterious and much talked-about areas concerns a device that has acquired the nickname of The Nazi Bell, believed to have been an acorn or bell shaped metal structure used for among other things, refining and separating heavy isotopes (namely Uranium with the intent of producing Germany's first nuclear weapon) by way of a two-drum counter-rotating high speed centrifuge within the structure. They apparently didn't stop there. Further experimenting with other heavy metals like Mercury and various isotopes and different forms of magnetism and radiation, the Germans were it appears, trying to do things like creating force fields, gravity repulsion, distortion of local space-time as a form of propulsion and possibly even a kind of death-ray. How successful ANY of these experiments were is not fully known but it is known from documents recovered from Germany after WWII, that several scientists lost their lives as a result of powerful radiation from the device. The Bell also seemed to be a culmination of and relative of several other research projects undertaken by German scientists into these forms of science, including such things as the Coanda Effect Saucer and vortex dynamics research by Austrian Victor Shauberger

To make matters even more bizarre, nearly ALL the scientists involved with this project were killed on orders from Hitler it is assumed to preserve the project's secrecy. One theory holds that The Bell was then loaded into a 6-engine Junkers transport plane and whisked away to Argentina, a country that was at one time quite the haven for Nazi war criminals (at least under the rule of Juan Peron). However, the site that once housed the Bell still stands for now.

Researcher Joseph P Farrell has written a fascinating book about this mysterious project and his search to uncover the truth entitled "The SS Brotherhood of The Bell" (pictured above). If you click HERE, you'll find, in PDF format a fascinating interview with the author and how he sums up his search to get at the truth about The Bell.

Another book "Reich of The Black Sun" covered a lot of this mystery in detail in cluding some of the horrifying effects of running the Bell , a excerpt HERE

Igor Witkowski has written a book about the German secret weapons programs of WWII and it is Truth about the Wunderwaffe which I'll check out myself.

And also recommended is "The Hunt for Zero Point" by Nick Cook, a look at anti-gravity research from around the world, including quite a bit of material on the German experiments.

And in a seemingly related twist, fast forward to December 9, 1965 in Kecksburg PA. Over a wide range, starting in southern Canada, a number of people reported seeing a bright object blazing across the sky leaving a blue smoke trail, a typical meteorite, right? WRONG!!! Since when does a meteorite abruptly change course and head elsewhere? In a forest near Kecksburg PA, this object crashed violently. Police and firefighters converged on the scene as one would expect. However, the unexpected occurred, the Army and Air Force got there in near record time, sealed off the forest and placed this little PA town under near Martial Law. Despite that, several people were able to see the object that crashed, and from these accounts, it bore a more than casual resemblance to the Nazi Bell. It was swiftly hauled away, even under a thick tarp on a flatbed truck, its acorn/bell like shape could be clearly seen.

Ask yourself this, would the Army or Air Force know where to travel to in a short amount of time just to recover a mere rock from outer space? Not likely!

Read this excerpt from Reich Of The Black Sun" that chronicles this incident in great detail. The main Index page is HERE

My thoughts? Personally, I'm not inclined to believe that there are humanoid aliens from other regions of space visiting our world (though I do believe that other worlds can contain microbial life of some sort). However, I DO believe very strongly that our government has been and always will be doing bizarre experiments in extreme secrecy for good or ill (Heck, they denied the existence of both the Stealth Fighter AND Stealth Bomber for years). And I DO believe that the government had in fact been trying to recreate the Nazi Bell experiments of some 20 years previous. And they darn near succeeded.

I find it credible just on the sheer fact that we recruited a number of German scientists like Werner Von Braun to work on our space program (with the choice of that or prison or execution) as well as a number of secret "black projects" related to weaponry and defense.

The ultimate truth? I don't know, but somebody's got some 'splainin to do!!.

Friday, September 21, 2007

Holy Gregorian Calendar Batman, It's Friday!!

Happy Friday everyone!!

It has been one hell of an eventful week to put it mildly! But before we look at some of the most noteworthy (and ridicule-worthy happenings), let me start off with some random stuff like:

1) Wouldn't It Be Great If--: On our election ballots, there was an option or choice of : NONE OF THE ABOVE, DO OVER, NOT ACCEPTABLE?

2) Life's Simplest Pleasures #5820: Hearing one Eartha Kitt purrrrr and grrrrowwwlll in her characteristically sexy manner. Truth be told, she was my FAVORITE Catwoman on the old Batman TV show! And at the age of 80, she's STILL purrrrrforming and alluring in her inimitable cat-like manner, read more about her HERE

3) Questioning Al Sharpton: Now that this whole "Jena 6" episode has blown sky high, it never fails that vultures and shysters like Al Sharpton fly in to play the race card and turn EVERYTHING into a race issue when it is clearly not. It's pretty clear cut to me, a bunch of young football players viciously attacked another person that had NOTHING to do with a racial incident that occurred 3 months earlier, and now these 6 thugs are facing SERIOUS criminal charges as they should, among them, Attempted 2nd Degree Murder. Good 'ol Sharpton says that Congress should question the DA bringing up these charges for being "racially motivated". Personally, I think that Al Sharpton is the one that should be questioned and bought up on serious criminal charges himself for a number of racially motivated incidents that led to riots and several deaths, the complete list HERE What really gets me about all this, is that Sharpton and his unthinking followers are trying to paint these vicious thugs as "victims of racism" (the only thing they're a victim of is their own stupidity and lack of brains), and meanwhile, the actual victim has to suffer more humiliation and such because of these brainless fools!

On a somewhat related note, as Democrat presidential candidate Barack Obama has been making the rounds on the campaign trail, he found himself at the recieving end of some venom by none other than Uber-Shyster/Vulture Jessie Jackson, who maintains that Obama was "acting like he's white" for not speaking out more forcefully about the "Jena 6" incident. In my view, Barack took the high road by voicing that while he thought the 2nd degree attempted murder charges were excessive, nontheless that what these 6 allegedly did was indefensible and wrong. Of course, all that people like Sharpton and Jessie Jackson can see through their own extremely myopic and limited vision is that it's still 1957. Mr Jackson and Mr Sharpton try to position themselves as being all for racial equality and such, but the ugly truh is, these two are just as divisive and racist as people like the late JB Stoner and other segregationists of years past. Shameful, really.

4) And I Will Not--: Make ANY mention of Brittney Spears, Paris Hilton, OJ Simpson, Tom Cruise and other assorted intelligence-challenged celebrities and OOOOPS!!

5) Hitlary STILL Doesn't Get It: With her usual amount of grandstanding and thinly veiled Socialist agenda, Hitlary Clinton is yet again proposing another disastrous foray into government-managed health care. Of course, anyone with a lick of common-sense would know that when the Fed's try to get involved in managing ANYTHING on a grand scale, massive cost overruns, inefficiency, corruption and incompetence are not far away, and nationalized health is NO exception. Her idea of FORCING people to buy health insurance is socialism at its worst (people should have the choice whether to or not, that's democracy you MORON, yeah Hillary, I'm calling you a MORON and a COMMUNIST one at that!) among other things just ain't gonna fly. Read this opinion piece for more detailed perspective.

6) They Had Their Chance and Blew It #3864: The beleaguered airline industry in the US has taken a pounding on many fronts, but one thing's for sure, it has repeatedly shot itself in the foot regarding the shabby treatment of airline passengers over the years. Sometime in the early 90's after some public outcry, many airlines made and predictably later, BROKE a promise to voluntarily raise their standards of customer service. Well, after the last couple of years or so of unbelievable delays, bad service, and in one instance this past winter, Jet Blue passengers being stuck in a plane on the taxiway for 13 HOURS under rapidly deteriorating sanitary conditions. Jet Blue t its credit apologized profusely and made numerous efforts to make amends. To my knowledge, NO OTHER airline has even attempted such a thing, thinking it beneath their dignity to admit that they've EVER made a mistake or treated a customer unfairly.

Most of my airline experiences have been good to excellent, but I am aware of what it's like to be at the opposite end of the spectrum, having had a rather aggravating experience on Northwest about a year ago, 3 out of four of my flights delayed nearly and hour or more, cramped seating and being charged $2.00 for a small bag of pretzels (which on other airlines is generally complimentary). Besides the delays, getting out of Atlanta was a nightmare not only because of a nearly hour delay but when the plane initially started it's engines, getting some of the WORST concentration of jet fuel fumes in the cabin air. The pilot came on and said that we were having "mechanical problems" that were being fixed. Finally got off the ground but the whole way to Detroit, I was wondering if I'd miss my connecting flight to Albany NY. Coming back wasn't much better. Arrrrrrrrrrrgh! I don't EVER want to fly Northwest after that.

But anyway, the House now has a passenger bill of rights law making the rounds, which among other things WILL require medium to large airports to make contingency plans to provide basic sanitary necessities to stranded/delayed passengers and enable them to deplane if long delays are imminent (and provides for heavy fines if they screw up). The Senate is crafting similar legislation as well. However, one point of contention is funding this measure by raising fuel tax on jet fuel and raising some fees incorporated into airline tickets. Predictably, Bush has threatened to veto it. While I'm not a fan of legislating everything to death, but this is one instance where the airlines need to be treated as a problem child acting out and disciplined very sternly for their arrogance and misbehavior.

7) A Beautiful Closeup View of The Hollywood Freeway: Southern California drivers are used to seeing debris on the freeways from time to time, but not quite like THIS, it's NOT an optical illusion folks, it is an actual HOUSE that fell off a trailer smack in the middle of the Hollywood Freeway, the story HERE

ON THE PLAYER
Donald Fagen - Kamakiriad

This little gem from 1993, a very FUN concept album by the singing/keyboarding half of Steely Dan is the story of a man and his late model Kamakiriad and a long road trip. The Kamakiriad in this story is a late model Japanese steam-powered car with, among other options, an onboard vegetable garden! And not only that, it's directly uplinked to a Trip-Star satellite for navigation. As one could expect with any Donald Fagen or Steely Dan release, VERY HIGH production values, crisp, tight arrangements and wry ironic/biting lyrics. Very cool stuff, and yes, it's good driving music!

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Waaaa Waaaaa Waaaa Waaaaaa, I'm Gonna Sue You-----

I tell ya folks, it;'s been quite the week for high-profile lawsuits, and incredibly IDIOTIC ones at that, it's actually bordering on HILARIOUS! Don't people have better things to do than clog up our already overloaded court-system (have to admit, I actually agree with a lot of former VP Dan Quayle's sentiments regarding the law profession). Let's have a look here:

1) Dan Rather vs CBS: Good 'ol Dan Rather, the ultimate poster child of malicious liberal bias in the media and HEAVILY in denial about his profound LACK of journalistic integrity. He's whining that CBS made him a scapegoat over a rather sketchy and non-factual story about George Dubbaya's National Guard service (the memos in question were FAKE Dan,, get over it!). NO, I'm NOT softening in my disdain of our Smiling Idiot in Chief, not by a longshot, but fair is fair, and the incident that got Dan Rather fired from CBS is just one of many symptoms of how inherently UNFAIR our media is. One story HERE

For what it's worth, honestly, the BBC covers our news far better and with more objectivity and substance than our own networks do, at least the BBC isn't a bunch of mindless unthinking tools for the Bush Administration (like Fox News) or a bunch of ultra-liberal syncophants (like ALL OTHER US networks).

2) Zsa Zsa Gabor vs Her Daughter: Awwwww, poor Zsa Zsa, hasn't gotten her time in the spotlight lately, the sordid saga HERE

3) Nebraska state senator Ernie Chambers vs God: This is truly HILARIOUS, a definite spewing coffee all over the keybnoard moment!!! This guy is definitely NOT in his right mind. He's actually suing God for causing untold death, horror and destruction. HUH?????!!!!!! Part of his reason for doing this is to prove a point that you can fiole a lawsuit over just about ANYTHING, which in my opinion is a pathetic state of affairs. I'll bet God Himself is just laughing at this bit of litigious stupidity. Read HERE and careful that the coffee you've just sipped isn''t too hot. ;-)

4) Jonathan Lee Riches vs Martha Stewart: This one gets Most Hilarious Lawsuit Of The Year. This Jonathan Lee Riches is currently serving prison time in South Carolina for identity theft, and to pass the time, this missing village idiot attempts to sue famous people. Recently, he's attempted to take the Domestic Dominatrix Herself, Martha Stewart to task over a failed real estate deal (one purely of his own imagining BTW) to buy her mansion for $3.5 million, IN PENNIES! Oh, it gets better. Among his points of contention are (imminent soda spewing on keyboard here):

1) The property is full of deception, by virtue of the fact that it was painted with Dutch Boy paint (HUH??????!!!!)
2) Karl Rove is now the estate's gardner (some ex-Bush administration idiots should be so lucky)
3) That he saw turkeys playing football with Michael Vick jerseys and that the birds attacked him (If only----)
4) That while touring the grounds, he claims to have gotten poison ivy, fallen into a groundhog hole and got scratched by pricker bushes. Pretty amazing considering that Riches was actually in his cell during the time frame in question (astral projection maybe?).

Needless to say, Mr Riches has so far had a ZERO percent success rate with his outrageous delusional lawsuits against the likes of Tiger Woods, George Dubbaya, Michael Vick and Barry Bonds among others. The AP story HERE

Takes all kinds, don't it?

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Further Proof That George Dubbaya Bush is Both Crazy AND Stupid

Leave it to good 'ol George Dubbaya to CONSISTENTLY shoot himself in the foot (and US with him). Today, he is publically calling for the hastily passed (no thanks to our Cowardly Congress) law that temporarily gives the government expanded powers to spy on US citizens to be made PERMANENT! Sad but true, our Smiling Idiot In Chief has nothing better to do than to continue to presume that ALL US citizens are potential terrorists and should be kept under surveillance, meanwhile our REAL enemies are given a free pass (like the Saudi Arabian government for instance). More details HERE

And sidenote to Mitt Romney, who is campaigning in Iowa and New Hampshire this week. I'm aware that you're running ads with the gist that the Republican party is in need of major change. All well and good, but honestly NOBODY'S buying it anymore, as in too little too late. The GOP as a whole has pretty much rendered itself totally useless and worthy of being unceremoniously shot by a firing squad (a guy can dream can't he?).

The next Too Little Said Too Late award goes to Alan Greenspan for his new book "The Age of Turbulence" which roundly excoriates the Bush Administration for its wreckless out of control spending among other stupidities. Yes Alan, you've told the truth about this bunch of incompetent assclowns in an eloquent fashion, but dang it, why didn't you do this YEARS ago? Where was your courage? Where was your outrage then?

And a recommended read landed in my talons last night, called "Secrets of the Kingdom: The Inside Story of the Saudi-U.S. Connection by Gerald L. Posner, an unflinching investigation into the harmful and inappropriate relationship we have with Saudi Arabia, the undue and harmful influence that the Saudi Royal Family exerts on our government and corporations, especially in the current Bush era. The implications to say the least are frightening. If everything or at least of most of what Mr Posner is saying is accurate, it is IMPERATIVE that we sever ALL relations with this unscrupulous bunch of murderers and pirates once and for all! How can we as a nation that stands for equality, liberty, justice and such continue to associate with a nation well-known for its oppression of women, brutality and ongoing support of terrorism, not to mention manipulating economies throughout the world in malicious fashion. How can we?

Well, when we have a clueless, amoral DOLT like George Dubbaya Bush as our Chief Executive, it oddly makes sense.

Pirates and Reality Checks

1) Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day: Arrrrrrgh mateys, it's no joke, it actually is International Talk Like A Pirate Day today! All over the world, folks from all walks of life will spout their best pirate lingo and even dress up like their favorite hellion of the high-seas. And to help out, here's a link to commonly used pirate phrases and of course, a site about the holiday itself HERE


2) Reality Checks: If you have even the slightest interest in science and enjoy some FUN scientific reading (yes, that IS possible BTW), there's several books out that you should give a try:

a) The Physics of Superheroes by James Kakalios: Here, your favorite superheroes like Superman, Spiderman and Ironman go under the microscope of known scientific fact, and to the author's surprise and delight, the comics more times than not actually get their physics right (click below to see the Amazon page).


b) The Biology of Science Fiction Cinema by Mark C. Glassy: The author, being a long time science fiction fan in addition to teaching biology, examines all kinds of creatures and concepts commonly used in sci-fi and monster movies in light of scientific fact. For example, such creatures as The Blob get a pretty rigorous examination (in the case of the hungry red amoeba from outer space, it's deemed to be impossible for such a creature to function at all, among other reasons, it could not exchange gases the way most organisms do). Click below to go to the Amazon page:


c) Beyond Star Trek - Physics From Alien Invasions to the End of Time by Lawrence Maxwell Krauss: One of my favorite reads in this vein. Here, physicist Krauss takes an unflinching and scientific look at how sci-fi aliens might or might not succeed in wiping us out. Let's take "Independence Day" for example. The mother ship (which was about 1/4 the size of the moon), could EASILY have scorched the Earth's surface without firing a shot, the output from the craft's engines would've been sufficient to roast us, and not to mention the fact that the mothership could've went into a counter orbiit around the Earth, exerting enough gravitational force to stop the Earth from rotating. And the 15-mile wide City Destroyer ships? They wouldn't have even had to use the death ray, they would've exerted enough air compression/overpressure to flatten a whole city. And that's just one of the subjects examined here, read and find out more (click below for Amazon page):


d) The Physics of Star Trek by Lawrence Maxwell Krauss: I LOVE this guy!!! Here, the long-lived Star Trek franchise gets the mother of all reality checks. On some fronts, the series had some plausibility in regard to some form of a propulsion system that distorted local space/time. The downside is, it would require an incredible expenditure of energy that would take hundreds or even thousands of years to technologically advance to. And the transporter? HILARIOUSLY inept and implausible at best! For instance, the amount of energy required to completely dissasemble every atom of the human body would require an energy expenditure equivalent to that of a nuclear weapon. Secondly, there's the issue of storing that person's information atom by atom, which would require an IMPOSSIBLE amount of computing power. Thirdly, there's the inconvenience of having to EXACTLY on an atomic level reassemble the EXACT positions and compositions of the transportee's molecular structure. And lastly, what happens to the soul in the process of transporting? These and other improbabilities are explored in great yet understandable detail by Krauss. Click below for the Amazon page:


Monday, September 17, 2007

People That I Would LOVE To See Get Eaten By The Blob

God forbid, if yet ANOTHER take on that classic 1958 monster movie The Blob were to be made (and I hear rumors that one is in the works), I got to thinking, just who would I like to see get devoured by the ever expanding always hungry red amoeba from outer space? Well, if you the producers/writers happen to read this, here's my wish list for some hilariously goofy death scenes in a new Blob movie:

William Shatner
Jessica and Ashlee Simpson
Janet Reno
Hillary Clinton
Keanu Reeves
Kenny G
Paris Hilton
Mariah Carey
Garth Brooks
Billy Ray Cyrus
John Ashcroft
John Kerry
The Backstreet Boys



Am I The Only One Who Thinks-----

1) That award shows are BORING as all hell and may actually be a great cure for insomnia?

2) That a so-called Country Singer's country credentials should be called into question when there's "Hair and Makeup" credits in the CD booklet?

3) The Two-Party System AND the Electoral College are obsolete and should be ANNIHILATED altogether?

4) That George W. Bush bears a scary resemblance to Howdy Doody in more ways than one?

5) Just because something is legal doesn't mean that it's right or good?

6) That people like Faith Hill, Shania Twain and their ilk amount to nothing more than Celine Dion with a cowboy hat?

7) That Garth Brooks really is NUTS and cannot be taken seriously?

8) That cult leaders are functionally illiterate losers who couldn't make it in life any other way?

9) That some big oil company should exercise "Eminent Domain" proceedings on George Bush's ranch to build an oil refinery just because they can?

10) That Jello Biafra SHOULD run for mayor of San Francisco again?

11) That Chicago wimped out after the the third album?

12) That The Rolling Stones should QUIT NOW and that a Cease and Desist Order should be issued against them for continuing to produce crap music and even worse shows?

13) That after 9/11 happened we should've invaded and NUKED Saudi Arabia?

14) That "Smooth Jazz" is real smooth but has ZERO jazz content whatsoever?

15) That Tool, while being able to navigate insanely difficult time signatures just keeps writing THE SAME DAMNED SONG over and over again? (AKA "Lionel Richie Disease")

16) That Al DiMeola plays guitar with about as much soul as a Calculus textbook?

17) That Rap/Hip-Hop and violent crime have been sleeping in the same bed from Day One?

18) That The Stones and Bruce Springsteen are the two MOST OVERRATED rockers of all-time?

19) That you should NEVER wear white or light colored clothes while eating?

20) That some things were JUST NOT MEANT TO BE EATEN? (Oysters, Jellyfish, Pork Rinds, and Liver for example)

21) That George Dubbaya should be tied up and forced to listen to "Stealing People's Mail" by The Dead Kennedy's over and over again as punishment for his domestic spying shenanigans?

22) That Elvis was VASTLY overrated and should NEVER have been called the King of Rock & Roll (my view is that he POPULARIZED rock & roll, NOT invented it)? The REAL King of Rock & Roll to me is Louis Jordan who was doing it YEARS before Elvis!

23) That "prison" or "ghetto" fashion style ought to be OUTLAWED? If you want to go around looking like you're trying to score some action behind bars by wearing your pants down at your ankles, fer cryin' out loud, GO TO PRISON and do it, don't force your lack of upbringing, intelligence, taste or decency on the rest of us!

24) That the term "conservative" has gotten so twisted around from its original intention? To me, it means, in political terms, "Less Government, More Freedom and More Personal Responsibility". Nowadays, it seems that "conservative" is synonymous with incompetence, authoritarianism, resistance to change and stifling innovation. What happened to us?

25) The Democrats should be more honest about their intentions and change their party emblem to the Hammer and Sickle?

26) That child molesters and rapists should be EXECUTED on the first offense? And that the death penalty should also apply to murder, armed robbery, home invasion, treason and membership in a street gang, mafia or terrorist organization? That taking a bite out of crime should involve feeding criminals to the lions?

27) That the ACLU really means American Criminal Liberties Union? And that the ACLU is a HUGE THREAT to our Constitutional rights?

28) That the Burgess Meredith Penguin on the 1966 Batman TV series was FAR SUPERIOR to the Danny DeVito Penguin in the later movie "Batman Returns?"

29) That "The DaVinci Code" was a fifth rate piece of crap fiction writing that too many gullible people thought was actually true?

30) That Keanu Reeves, Owen and Luke Wilson, the whole danged Baldwin family, Tom Cruise and Lucy Liu CANNOT ACT AT ALL?

31) That William Shatner just may well be one of the most unique and brilliant interpreters of popular song in the latter half of the 20th century?

Friday, September 14, 2007

US Department of Justice - Biting The Hand That Feeds It

Our Justice Department. Nope, it's not enough that it's become COMPLETELY politicized and dedicated to covering and enabling the misdeeds of high government officials up to and including the President (as opposed to being committed to the rule of law). Not only that but it's had three of the ABSOLUTE WORST most incompetent Attorney Generals in recent history (Janet Reno, John Ashcroft and Alberto Gonzalez). But to add insult to injury, a recent internal audit at the DOJ revealed some pretty outrageous spending on snacks and such luxuries (of course at taxpayer expense), nearly $7 million to plan, host or send employees to ten conferences over the last two years. This included paying $4 per meatball at one lavish dinner and spreading an average of $25 worth of snacks around to each participant at a movie-themed party as just one example. They claim this figure is actually a DECREASE from previous years, but still, it the principle (or rather, extreme lack of).

Years ago, the late Senator William Proxmire used to issue Golden Fleece Awards to ANY government agency or program that flagrantly wasted taxpayer money on self-serving and inconsequential nonsense. Boy we sure could use that about now.

More details HERE

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Is It Friday Yet?

Welcome one and all to another edition of The Friday Follies, a free-for-all of oddities and news items from around the globe and maybe even your back yard.

And today, we launch off with--

1) Early Sea Plane Being Resurrected: HAMMONDSPORT, N.Y Something straight out of a PBS special here! Waaayyy back when, after the Wright Bros. blazed the trail for aviation as we know it today. they had an arch-rival in Glenn Curtiss who went on to rack up about 500 patents himself. Mr Curtiss was most noted for the invention of the seaplane and eventually the flying boat. And now, decades later, a group of people have recreated the first flying boat from the original specs and on 9/15, plan to fly over Keuka Lake during Saturday afternoon's fifth annual seaplane festival, Will the twin-engined beast fly? Remains to be seen, more of the story HERE

2) LOUDER Proof There's Little Virgin Territory On The 'Net: It's true, just about ANYTHING can be found on the Internet these days, and yes, there's even a dedicated and very unique community of enthusiasts out there whose object of adoration is, AIR RAID SIRENS! Yep, there are actually folks who not only like them, but collect and restore them to full working order. For a fascinating peek into this little sub-culture, check out http://www.airraidsirens.com/ and for a somewhat broader scope that includes ALL things Civil Defense, The Civil Defense Museum at http://www.civildefensemuseum.com/

3) Fighting Gravity:
There is mucho research being done on the subject of gravity repulson and maybe one day having anti-gravity engines in air or spacecraft. Well, one individual has got a patent for sale for an anti-gravity generator type device if there are any interested parties out there, click HERE

4) Einstein Was Right Again: The great scientist was once heard to remark that a problem cannot be fixed by the same consciousness that created it. And in the case of George Dubbaya and his whole Iraq fiasco, that has never proven more true. Now that the hype is over about the Gen. Patraeus Iraq Report, it's obvious that' nothing's changed and these dolts STILL insist that it's working. How could it be working when very few of the benchmarks set for Iraq to stand on its own have been met (and nobody over there has really been trying too hard, in a manner similar to a teenager who won't grow up when it's time to leave the nest). Of course, the ever underachieving Bush Gang retorts by saying something to the effect that the benchmarks were set too high (yeah, right). It's obvious that Bush will NEVER be able to extricate himself or us from this inexcusable fiasco. That'll have to be left for his successor unfortunately, just as Nixon inherited the whole Vietnam mess from LBJ to clean up.
In today's AJC, Al Dale, an Air Force veteran summed up very well the whole situation with Bush, that instead of having the courage to admit that he was wrong and make amends for his wrong decisions, 'ol George, the stupid coward that he is, just digs his heels in and refuses to be honest, his opinion piece HERE

And what's more, what right do we or anyone have to expect that we can impose or force democracy on a country or society that doesn't even want it to begin with. Stupid and a waste of time if you ask me. FWIW, what we should'v done was stay in Afghanistan and got the job done COMPLETELY, namely ANNIHILATE the Taliban, nail Bin Laden and then, I STILL believe we should've declared all-out war on Saudi Arabia for their complicity in 9/11. Of course, the whole Washington gang completely lacks the courage or wisdom to do so.

5) You Haven't Lived Until--#369: William Shatner, possibly THE MOST unique song stylist of the latter half of the 20th Century! Just after the original Star Trek series ended, Shaner collaborate with arranger Don Ralke to produce "The Transformed Man" a HILARIOUSLY overblown melange of Shakespeare recitations, over-the-top cartoonish orchestrations and BIZARRE renditions of then contemporary pop songs like "Mr Tambourine Man" or "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds with good 'ol Bill hamming it up like a junkie in need of a fix. It was meant to be aserious artistic statement, but wound up being a comedy classic!

HAPPP---y----FRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDAAAAAAAAYYYY

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

In Memoriam - Josef Zawinul 1932-2007

Just read about this a few minutes ago, that in fact, jazz pianist/keyboardist/composer Joe Zawinul has passed away after a relatively brief undisclosed illness at the age of 75. He checked himself into a hospital in Vienna (The Willhimena Clinic) after completing a European tour in early August.

Zawinul was born in Austria in a small village and grew up right in the middle of WWII's horrors. He would relate stories of, among other things, stealing food from German soldiers to help his family. His musical journey began with accordion and then to piano which is where he settled. He studied at the Vienna Conservatory and was befriended by classical pianist Friedrich Gulda. The young Zawinul developed a real love of jazz and in 1959, emigrated to the U.S to study at the Berklee College of Music in Boston. Along the way, he played with greats like trumpeter Maynard Ferguson, singer Dinah Washington and then a high profile gig with saxophonist Cannonball Adderley. In the late 60's, Miles Davis got wind of this amazing young pianist from Austria and had him record with him on the landmark "In A Silent Way" in 1969. Zawinul's stay with Miles was relatively brief (1969-70) but it provided him with an important outlet for his evolving compositional style and put him together with saxophonist Wayne Shorter, and they in turn formed the dynamic, ever evolving Weather Report in 1970.

Zawinul had a very unique approach to playing, rather than trying to dazzle you with displays of chops (though he had technical facility to match anyone's), Zawinul would create bursts of melody and color and leave lots of breathing room between. His musical palette by Weather Report's formation had grown to include jazz, classical elements, blues, R&B and many strains of African musics, a dizzying variety that would serve him well in years to come. With Weather Report, Zawinul, along with his band mates relished the concept of collective improvisation, that is EVERYONE improvising together from a theme but NOT soloing (BIG difference), it was miraculous to hear this in action, the beauty of it was, you couldn't tell what parts were written or improvised, music making of a VERY high order and intelligence.

Just before Weather Report got going, Zawinul had released a several solo discs, "Rise and Fall Of The Third Stream", "Money In The Pocket, "Concerto Retitled" and "Zawinul"

Among his many accomplishments were bringing electric keyboards in the jazz realm in a huge way, especially synthesisers. Zawinul really dug deep and found ways to make a purely electronic instrument expressive as anything. In 1986, Weather Report came to an end, Zawinul then pursued other avenues, one , an all keyboard album called "Dialects" and then forming his own band The Zawinul Syndicate which toured and recorded prolifically, and featured amazing talent from all corners of the globe. Up until his health declined in August, Zawinul stayed incredibly active on many fronts.

A true original and innovator, they just don;t make 'em like Joe Zawinul anymore. This Owl definitely misses you and thanks you for all your amazing creativity and vision, not to mention your genuine blunt honesty. RIP

An intersting and revealing interview with Zawinul from 2003 HERE

The Wikipedia Entry

Sunday, September 9, 2007

Reading For Laughs and Wondering "What If----"



Zany Afternoons
by Bruce McCall


Up first, is a somewhat hard to find but well worth the effort kind of book. Written by Bruce McCall and illustrated in a largely art-deco poster style with traces of the old Popular Science magazines of the 30's/40's and 50's, Zany Afternoons portrays how the Idle Rich would fight off boredom, with activities ranging from Wing Dining (seen on the front cover) and Autogyro Jousting to things like a Zeppelin Shoot (a lot like the English Grouse Hunts of yore but with WAY bigger targets), Blindfold The Flying Boat Pilot, Indoor Golf and taking a leisure cruise on the HMS Tyrannic (a boat so large it needs no insurance). You just have to read this book to get the full picture as words just fail to describe it. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll want ot shoot at passing Zeppelin's!



The World Without Us
by
Alan Weisman

Imagine if you will, that suddenly, ALL humans disappeared from the Earth altogether. What would the Earth be like and how would it change? Using a good amount of scientific research coupled with a forward look, Alan Weisman attempts to construct scenarios of how different parts of the world might rejuvenate or change into far more horrific environments. Among some of his examinations include New York City (where buildings would crumble, trees and vegetation would reassert themselves and birds of prey would be nesting in what remains of the skyscrapers for instance). a Texas oilfield, deserts, the Demilitarized Zone in Korea among others. Another assertion goes along the lines that even if 25-50,000 years passed, there would STILL be traces of human occupation in the form of plastics, bronze and ceramics. This makes for some very thought provoking reading.

Friday, September 7, 2007

Thank God It's Friday!!


Welcome again everyone to The Friday Follies! Haven't had my requisite coffee just yet (though it's in the process of brewing), but still have enough brain cells to pull it off methinks, so here goes.

1) Best Cars To Drive To Death: A recent study came up with a list of the 10 best cars that you could drive for OVER 200,000 miles before you even needed to THINK about trading 'em in, and they are, according to Consumer Reports:


Honda Civic, Honda CR-V, Honda Element, Lexus ES, Lexus LS, Toyota 4Runner, Toyota Highlander, Toyota Land Cruiser, Toyota Prius, Toyota RAV4

And from the same source, the WORST cars (no surprises here for the most part);


BMW 7-series, Infiniti X56, Jaguar X-type, V8-powered Mercedes-Benz M-class, Mercedes-Benz SL, Nissan Armada, Nissan Titan, Volkswagen Touareg, V6-powered Volvo XC90.

More details HERE


2) Howdy Doody's Diplomatic Skills (or supreme lack of): Our esteemed Smiling Idiot In Chief while in Australia for the APEC summit, had a rather senseless and testy exchange with South Korea's president over an armed conflict (namely the Korean War) that ended over 50 years ago in a truce for cryin' out loud! President Roh challenged our intelligence-challenged President to formally end the "hostilities" (which now only exist on paper, technically speaking). Good 'ol Howdy Doody asserted it would only happen when North Korea fully dismantled it's nuclear program. Talk about irrelevant, ill-timed and just plain BONEHEADED! More can be found HERE


3) Lost In Space: More and more, NASA, once thought to be the last bastion of sanity, proves its utter ineptitude and incompetence. Along with the loss of Challenger (due to incompetence and negligence), a bizarre attempted murder over a love triangle involving astronauts, billions down the drain in failed gear, other untold wastes of money and time, and now, going into denial mode. An Air Force doctor who did a thorough study of NASA's astronaut health and looking into allegations of astronauts being intoxicated is reprimanding NASA for intentionally discouraging open-communication and honesty in dealing with such things. NASA is so desparate to paint itself as a Can Do Nothing Wrong Agency (despite OBVIOUS blunders and tragedies) that it'll go to ANY length to supress the truth about itself. A news story HERE. and HERE . Honestly, I've come to think that NASA's time has long passed. It once was a bastion of innovation, exploration and embodiment of the classic American "Can Do" spirit, but somehow it's horribly lost its way after the Apollo/Skylab eras. Nowadays and going forward, I honestly think that private enterprise can do a far better job of space exploration and at less cost than the unwiedly NASA, if the pioneering Spaceship One suborbital flight in 2004 was any indication.

4) Really HIGHER Learning or Lost In Space Part 2: This is pretty danged funny! The setting is Northeastern University in Boston MA. One not-too-bright student yelled out his dorm window to another student, "If you're looking for weed, my roommate Ferrante has some for sale," And also in earshot were 2 plainclothes Boston cops, who wasted no time in busting Mr Loudmouth and his roommate. Now facing criminal charges and being kicked out of Northeastern, you have to ask these dunderheads, "was it worth it?". More HERE


5) What's Old Is New Again #8341: In Boston MA, a remarkable transformation took place. The old Charles Street Jail (which closed in 1990, a year I first arrived in Beantown) has been completely transformed into a beautiful hotel with lots of character and just enough remnants to remind you of its past. The Liberty Hotel is now open for business, have a look at their website, ESPECIALLY the history section. A job well done I must say! http://www.libertyhotel.com/




6) My Favorite Vegetable: CELERY! I LOVE this particular vegetable, mainly because:



1) Tasty as all get out, just the right amount of natural saltiness


2) The CRUNCH!! It's really great if you set some celery stalks in ice water for a little while.


3) Loaded with water. It's even quenched my thirst on a couple occasions when water was not readily at hand.


4) Goes great in salads and soups.



But there's far more at play here. The celery seed has ENORMOUS medicinal benefits and the celery stalk posesses serious nutritional value. Check out this Wikipedia Article for starters and a little more HERE.

AND ON THE PLAYER


STEELY DAN - CITIZEN

(Box Set)
The twosome of Donald Fagen and Walter Becker will NEVER be duplicated for their sheer uniqueness and genius. After first meeting at Bard College in the 60's, they started writing songs together, playing in a few bands (one even sported Chevy Chase as a drummer) and recording as they had opportunity (even doing the soundtrack to a low budget Richard Pryor movie called "Ya Gotta Walk It Like Ya Talk It Or You'll Lose That Beat"). After a not quite successful attempt at trying to do the Brill Building thing (they did however get one song on a Barbara Streisand album), ABC records producer Gary Katz was sufficiently impressed with the duo's work that he invited them to move to L.A. to work as staff songwriters for ABC Records. This in turn led to them forming a full blown band to flesh out their unique songs, combining accessible catchy melodies, angular jazz-inflected harmonies, top-notch musicianship, unpredictable chord progressions and hilariously wry, biting, satirical and ironic lyrics. The hits came fast and furious ("Do It Again", "Reeling In The Years", "Peg" and more) from 1972 onwards. Eventually, they decided to stop performing live altogether and exist solely as a studio entity (owing to their extremely perfectionistic ways) from the "Pretzel Logic" album onwards, before calling it a day in 1981. They regrouped back in the early 90's to play live and still do so now. In any case the "Citizen" box set is every Steely Dan album from their debut "Can't Buy A Thrill" through "Gaucho", remastered and with some cool bonus tracks to boot. Great stuff!!


HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!