There Oughta Be A Law--------

I think about this every once in a while, and it's the subject of if I was in the position to do so, what kinds of corrective legislation would I pass. Well folks , here's a few from yours truly;

1) It would be ILLEGAL for ANYONE with the last name of Bush or Clinton to run for ANY kind of elected office, PERIOD!

2) Rappers would be forced to wear "I Am A Violent Impulsive Dumba$$, Keep Back 200 Feet" signs when going out in public at all times.

3) The 16th Amendment of the Constitution would be repealed (the income tax one).

4) ANYONE who seeks to run for House, Senate or Presidential office MUST take a Minimum Competency Standards Exam and the minimum passing score is 95%, NO EXCEPTIONS and NO EXCUSES. The No Bush or Clinton Law would go DOUBLE here! Anyone caught cheating would be mercilessly paddled and then banished to Antarctica.

5) ALL ballots will have a "None Of The Above" option.

6) All relations with Saudi Arabia will be IMMEDIATELY terminated, FOREVER!

7) ALL US military personnel would be withdrawn from ALL foreign countries., period. The only exception being is if we're threatened or attacked, then we'll go BALLISTIC! After it's over, we'll gladly leave, clean up after yourselves.

8) Convicted non-violent criminals should be given a choice of jail or mandatory 4 year military service. NO PROBATION, NO PAROLE!!

9) An under performing president should be removed from office for gross incompetence, just like a bad CEO would, by DIRECT national referendum vote.

10) One should feel free to blow away an intruder entering one's house, a robber or other miscreant if sufficiently armed with NO fear of prosecution or lawsuit. The criminal's family should also be punished for having him/her in the first place with HEAVY fines and/or jail time (the fines of course should go directly to the victim of the crime or their family) Anyone who injures/kills a criminal should be given a medal of valor. The criminal should be told "Tough Luck", not the victim.

11) No more foreign aid, PERIOD!! You can't manage your money? TOUGH!!!

12) Welfare cheats would be sentenced to hard labor doing highway maintenance, construction, cleanup, sanitation and the like until they've paid off the money they've ripped off John Q Taxpayer for, WITH INTEREST!

13) Legislators who author ridiculous, bizarre, money and/or time-wasting laws would be arrested, jailed and forced to listen to the complete recorded works of Ethel Merman, or they could make it easier on themselves and do hard labor on the highways and what not.