Further Evidence That Stupid Might Be Contagious - Ted Stevens

Alaska Senator Ted Stevens may be further proof that ineptness and utterly COMICAL stupidity can be contagious , at least if the carrier is one George Dubbaya Bush. This ooohhh so erudite head of the Commerce, Science & Transportation Committee on June 28, 2006 was caught on tape attempting to speak about an amendment to the Net Neutrality Bill, and in the process created one of the greatest comedy classics of all-time! This being, his hopelessly inept, rambling and utterly pointless discourse attempting to illustrate the Internet as "A series of tubes". (HUH??????!!!!) Listen HERE , it's just pathetic beyond words!

I'd say this man has had quite a checkered career, as he's under Federal investigation in a number of matters involving BIG BUCKS, bribes from lobbyists, a seafood company, and the infamous "Bridge to Nowhere" project that Alaska's governor 86-ed, among other things.

For just about everything you ever wanted to know about this kooky intelligence and ethics-challenged senator from the frozen white North, I refer you to this Wikipedia article. Caution, major coffee/soda spewage on your keyboard may ensue