
Who rides these things? Well, there's one Jay Leno who takes his out for a spin every so often, here's some video footage
To Entertain and Inform, Provoke and Serve, Rant and Rave And To Find Out Once and For All, How Does The Instant Clothes Changer on Batman Work!!
1) Here Kitty Kitty Kitty Kitty: Animal behavior researcher Kevin Richardson seems to have no fear of the king of the jungle (which is inaccurate because lions actually are more prone to inhabit grasslands and sometimes forests), and in this London Daily Mail article, it goes on to explain the lifelong love affair that Richardson has with these powerful cats. Seriously, they DO NOT make good pets, they eat TONS of meat, make a lot of noise at night, would reduce your furniture to firewood and tend to play rough (and those love bites must HURT!)
2) Duz R Prezidents Lurn?: Now THIS is pathetically hilarious! Speaking to a class of schoolchildren at PS 76 in New York this week, our Smiling Idiot In Chief proved once again that dumb runs deep in his particular family. And you know what's REALLY hilarious? Bush's handlers, in a rather fruitless effort to head off verbal gaffes, give him marked up copies of his speeches with phonetic pronunciations so he can at least somewhat get the names of foreign leaders right (a copy was briefly posted on the UN website). Check out this article. And you know what else? During one particular debate in the 2004 election with John Kerry, wasn't it pretty obvious that George Dubbaya was wired for sound, as in his handlers were backstage telling him what to say so he wouldn't screw up overly much? Check out these photos and video clips from said event.
3) Stupid Is As Stupid Does #658: Strike a blow for justice and common sense here. On 9/26/2007, Federal judge Ann Aiken ruled that 2 provisions of the immoral and odious Patriot Act are inherently unconstitutional due to the fact that they allow secret wiretapping, surveillance and searches without probable cause, in DIRECT VIOLATION of the 4th Amendment of the US Constitution. This alone is further reason why George Dubbaya and John A$$croft should be put on trial. What prompted this ruling was an unfortunate incident in which a Portland OR attorney, Brandon Mayfield found himself being named as a suspect in the 2004 Madrid train bombings. This came as a result of some IDIOT misreading a fingerprint. Mr Mayfield bought a suit against the government. He was apologized to and given a settlement of $2 million dollars or so, but no amount of money can take away the aggravation, hurt and damage to his reputation these incompetent tools of the Bush administration inflicted on him. More of the story HERE
4) Redneck Is Redneck No Matter What Part of The World You're In: Need a comedy fix with a decidedly backwoods twist? Mainstream comedy too inane and uninspired for you? May I be so bold as to recommend The Red Green Show. This VERY unconventional quirky TV export from Canada sure got my attention (carried by many PBS affiliates and also on DVD), with its no-holds barred take on redneck comedy, biting satire and complete disregard for commercial convention, it's one-of-a-kind backwoods hijinx that will make the stoutest of handymen and Mr Fix It types wake up screaming at 3 in the morning. Check out the WEBSITE and prepare ye for many laughs.
5) Now THIS Should Be The Official Seal of The Republican Party:
John Scofield: A rare individual loved by both jazz fans and jam-band enthusiasts alike. 'Sco came up playing mainly angular post-bop jazz with a strong grounding in the blues and over time, developed a singularly unique voice of his own whether as a sideman (Cobham/Duke Band, Miles Davis) or as a bandleader in his own right. In more recent years, 'Sco has been exploring a mutant form of funk/soul-jazz with collaborators like Medeski, Martin and Wood among others. Like John McLaughlin, 'Sco is so versatile and very happy with exploring different avenues of jazz , from the funk-laden ("Scofield A Go Go", "Blue Matter") to beautifully orchestrated ("Quiet") to angular post-bop ("Time On My Hands") to tear the roof off the joint exuberance ("Uberjam") and even a mutant jazz/funk/electronica experiment ("Bump"). I'll put it this way, I never met a 'Sco album I didn't like.
Bill Connors: Another musical chameleon, Bill Connors came to prominence in the early 70's playing with Chick Corea's Return to Forever when it went full-tilt electric on "Hymn of The Seventh Galaxy". What came out of those grooves was pretty amazing and especially the young Connors with his thick, slicing legato tone and lines that found a meeting ground somewhere between Coltrane and Cream-period Eric Clapton. Leaving RTF, he continued to do session work and before long traded in his Les Paul and Marshall setup for steel and nylon string acoustic guitars, doing a series of brilliant albums on the ECM label (Of Mist and Melting, Theme to The Guardian, Swimming With A Hole In My Body). by 1980 or so, Bill was asked by saxophonist Jan Garbarek to play with him, on electric. Bill reluctantly picked it back up at first but soon found himself playing it with renewed vigor and a new approach derived from his acoustic period. In the 80's, Bill put out three albums in an electric vein that were strikingly similar to what Allan Holdsworth was doing at the time (to the puzzlement of many, including Holdsworth imself, who always loved Bill's playing) albeit with more of a bluesy funk slant. BY the end of the 80's Bill stopped recording altogether, rather disillusioned with the music biz in general, and made his living as a teacher. In 2005, Bill was feeling the urge to again play and record, so at the urging of longtime fan, rock guitarist Pat Thrall, Bill returned to playing and recording again, this time with a radically different sound, approach and attitude. Nowadays, Bill is playing a more angular post-bop jazz thing (somewhat reminiscent of Pat Martino), to thankful audiences the world over and with Pat Thrall behind the desk, recorded "Return". Very good stuff and it's great to see Bill out there again.
Steve Khan: Coming up as a veteran of the studio circuit in the 70's (his list of credits must be several miles long), Steve Khan was just about everywhere at one point in time or another. By 1980 or so, Steve underwent a time of some disillusionment and then re-evaluation of his musical direction. Despite that, Steve put out a beautiful solo disc called "Evidence" with just himself tackling a number of very deep and beautiful jazz compositions (his reworking of Wayne Shorter's "Infant Eyes" has to be heard to be believed). In 1981 or so, Steve started to find himself and put together a remarkable band called "Eyewitness" with uber-genius bassist Anthony Jackson, drummer Steve Jordan and percussionist Manalo Badrena (formerly of Weather Report). This foursome spun forth music that was open, airy yet intense, harmonically deep, unpredictable and just great fun to listen to. Steve played with a distinct clean tone that was big as all outdoors (recommended are Eyewitness, Modern Times, Casa Loco and Public Access) Although not doing as much studio session work as in the past, Steve still found himself very much in demand by many, even touring with Joe Zawinul in a transitional band between Weather Report and The Zawinul Syndicate called Weather Update. Steve's playing is an embodiment of well thought out note choices, harmonic freedom and melody like no one else. To me, he's VERY underrated in the guitar world, check this man out!
Steve Hackett: Coming to prominence with Genesis in the early 70's, Steve Hackett developed a very unorthodox approach to guitar in a rock context. He saw his role as more melodic and textural than that of an ego-crazed guitar hero. Some of his stock in trade included unusual textures employing effects pedals, two-handed tapping that predated Van Halen by several years and a mastery of nylon-string classical guitar as well. Not only that, Steve was quite a songwriter, such that his frustration with Genesis under-utilizing his writing contributions became too much to bear, so that by October of 1977 he handed in his resignation to concentrate exclusively on a solo career. His first solo outing "Voyage Of The Acolyte", made while he was still in Genesis is still one of my favorites, along with 1979's "Spectral Mornings". Steve's writing could run the gamut from beautiful and pastel-like to utterly dark and horrifying with a bit of black comedy thrown in occasionally. After the 70's, Hackett experimented with a number of musical styles, even going through a pop phase with "Cured" and "Highly Strung". He even experimented with Brazilian drumming on "'Til We Have Faces". Not all his experiments were successes, for instance, the ill-conceived supergroup GTR in 1986 with Yes guitarist Steve Howe, which turned out to be nothing more than bland, generic corporate pop in the mold of Asia at best. After GTR, Steve did get back on track and continued to produce interesting and diverse albums.
Peter Banks: The former Yes guitarist (he played on Yes, and Time and A Word) had a VERY unique sound and approach to music, somehow having a sound that composed equal parts Pete Townsend sonic anarchy and Barney Kessell bop lines and dense jazz chords. Pete's stint with Yes was tension-filled towards the end and led to his dismissal. Undaunted, he did sessions, played with Blodwin Pig (a Jethro Tull offshoot) for a short time before forming his own band Flash. Flash contained certain elements of Yes but with far more teeth and roughness around the edges, not to mention far more guitar at the center. Flash did 3 albums before disbanding in 1974 or so. Pete did his first solo outing ("Two Sides of Peter Banks") and then forming a sequel to Flash called Empire (where me met fell in love with, married and divorced his first wife, singer Sidney Fox) Aside from occasional session work, Pete kept a pretty low profile but in the 90's started issuing recordings under his own name. Along the way, he married a Peruvian woman he had met over the 'net and nowadays, is playing with an improv-based band called Harmony In Diversity.
Stevie Ray Vaughan: Playing blues as ferocious as a Texas twister was this man's specialty. Stevie made me think of what might happen if Jimi Hendrix grew up in Texas. Their tones were similar yet their approaches totally diferent. Stevie was also blessed with a gritty and perfect blues singing voice, this man really connected emotionally through his playing and writing. He also cut a distinct figure onstage with his trademark hat and beat up old Fender Stratocaster. With his band Double Trouble (drummer Chris Layton, bassist Tommy Shannon and later keyboardist Reese Wynans, who ALMOST joined the Allman Bros. when they first formed), Stevie ripped into and cried the blues like nobody before or since. And he wasn't limite to the old I. IV,V progression, he had some SERIOUS musicianship going on (check out "Riviera Paradise" for example). Sadly, his life was cut short by a helicopter crash enroute to Chicago in 1990 on his way to a gig.Freddie King: Probably best remembered for his blazing blues instrumental "Hideaway" (a song that ANY serious blues guitarist worth their salt should know how to play). Freddie had a thick vocal tone to his Les Paul and just played with so much feeling and grit. Folks like Eric Clapton cite him as a MAJOR influence (and they became buddies while touring together).
Frank Marino: Canadian Frank Marino is quite unique in the realm of heirs to the Hendrix throne, namely, he was influenced by Jimi yet sounds NOTHING like him. Frank came into the realm of music through a rather unfortunate set of circumstances, namely taking LSD to the point it landed him in a hospital for a stretch. He began learning guitar as a form of therapy, completely countering a now famous urban-legend that he was visited by the spirit of Jimi Hendrix (a concocted by the press story that Frank is VERY quick to repudiate). By the time he fully recovered, at age 16 he put together the first of many incarnations of his band Mahogany Rush and recorded their first album. Each album showed Frank's growth as a musician rather dramatically, at times somewhat reminiscent of Hendrix yet taking the influence somewhere else altogether. Gifted with a quick improvisational acumen in his idiom and a LOVE of melody, Frank would never cease to amaze you. Check out this live performance of a song called "Poppy" to see what I mean. Personal fave album, has to be Mahognay Rush 4. To this day, Frank still tours and records to a loyal fanbase. Besides that, Frank gets awarded 1000 extra bonus cool points from this Owl for playing my favorite guitar, the Gibson SG!
d) The Physics of Star Trek by Lawrence Maxwell Krauss: I LOVE this guy!!! Here, the long-lived Star Trek franchise gets the mother of all reality checks. On some fronts, the series had some plausibility in regard to some form of a propulsion system that distorted local space/time. The downside is, it would require an incredible expenditure of energy that would take hundreds or even thousands of years to technologically advance to. And the transporter? HILARIOUSLY inept and implausible at best! For instance, the amount of energy required to completely dissasemble every atom of the human body would require an energy expenditure equivalent to that of a nuclear weapon. Secondly, there's the issue of storing that person's information atom by atom, which would require an IMPOSSIBLE amount of computing power. Thirdly, there's the inconvenience of having to EXACTLY on an atomic level reassemble the EXACT positions and compositions of the transportee's molecular structure. And lastly, what happens to the soul in the process of transporting? These and other improbabilities are explored in great yet understandable detail by Krauss. Click below for the Amazon page:
Welcome one and all to another edition of The Friday Follies, a free-for-all of oddities and news items from around the globe and maybe even your back yard.
And today, we launch off with--
1) Early Sea Plane Being Resurrected: HAMMONDSPORT, N.Y Something straight out of a PBS special here! Waaayyy back when, after the Wright Bros. blazed the trail for aviation as we know it today. they had an arch-rival in Glenn Curtiss who went on to rack up about 500 patents himself. Mr Curtiss was most noted for the invention of the seaplane and eventually the flying boat. And now, decades later, a group of people have recreated the first flying boat from the original specs and on 9/15, plan to fly over Keuka Lake during Saturday afternoon's fifth annual seaplane festival, Will the twin-engined beast fly? Remains to be seen, more of the story HERE
2) LOUDER Proof There's Little Virgin Territory On The 'Net: It's true, just about ANYTHING can be found on the Internet these days, and yes, there's even a dedicated and very unique community of enthusiasts out there whose object of adoration is, AIR RAID SIRENS! Yep, there are actually folks who not only like them, but collect and restore them to full working order. For a fascinating peek into this little sub-culture, check out http://www.airraidsirens.com/ and for a somewhat broader scope that includes ALL things Civil Defense, The Civil Defense Museum at http://www.civildefensemuseum.com/
3) Fighting Gravity: There is mucho research being done on the subject of gravity repulson and maybe one day having anti-gravity engines in air or spacecraft. Well, one individual has got a patent for sale for an anti-gravity generator type device if there are any interested parties out there, click HERE
Just read about this a few minutes ago, that in fact, jazz pianist/keyboardist/composer Joe Zawinul has passed away after a relatively brief undisclosed illness at the age of 75. He checked himself into a hospital in Vienna (The Willhimena Clinic) after completing a European tour in early August.
Zawinul was born in Austria in a small village and grew up right in the middle of WWII's horrors. He would relate stories of, among other things, stealing food from German soldiers to help his family. His musical journey began with accordion and then to piano which is where he settled. He studied at the Vienna Conservatory and was befriended by classical pianist Friedrich Gulda. The young Zawinul developed a real love of jazz and in 1959, emigrated to the U.S to study at the Berklee College of Music in Boston. Along the way, he played with greats like trumpeter Maynard Ferguson, singer Dinah Washington and then a high profile gig with saxophonist Cannonball Adderley. In the late 60's, Miles Davis got wind of this amazing young pianist from Austria and had him record with him on the landmark "In A Silent Way" in 1969. Zawinul's stay with Miles was relatively brief (1969-70) but it provided him with an important outlet for his evolving compositional style and put him together with saxophonist Wayne Shorter, and they in turn formed the dynamic, ever evolving Weather Report in 1970.
Zawinul had a very unique approach to playing, rather than trying to dazzle you with displays of chops (though he had technical facility to match anyone's), Zawinul would create bursts of melody and color and leave lots of breathing room between. His musical palette by Weather Report's formation had grown to include jazz, classical elements, blues, R&B and many strains of African musics, a dizzying variety that would serve him well in years to come. With Weather Report, Zawinul, along with his band mates relished the concept of collective improvisation, that is EVERYONE improvising together from a theme but NOT soloing (BIG difference), it was miraculous to hear this in action, the beauty of it was, you couldn't tell what parts were written or improvised, music making of a VERY high order and intelligence.
Just before Weather Report got going, Zawinul had released a several solo discs, "Rise and Fall Of The Third Stream", "Money In The Pocket, "Concerto Retitled" and "Zawinul"
Among his many accomplishments were bringing electric keyboards in the jazz realm in a huge way, especially synthesisers. Zawinul really dug deep and found ways to make a purely electronic instrument expressive as anything. In 1986, Weather Report came to an end, Zawinul then pursued other avenues, one , an all keyboard album called "Dialects" and then forming his own band The Zawinul Syndicate which toured and recorded prolifically, and featured amazing talent from all corners of the globe. Up until his health declined in August, Zawinul stayed incredibly active on many fronts.
A true original and innovator, they just don;t make 'em like Joe Zawinul anymore. This Owl definitely misses you and thanks you for all your amazing creativity and vision, not to mention your genuine blunt honesty. RIP
An intersting and revealing interview with Zawinul from 2003 HERE
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