Am I The Only One Who Thinks-----

1) That award shows are BORING as all hell and may actually be a great cure for insomnia?

2) That a so-called Country Singer's country credentials should be called into question when there's "Hair and Makeup" credits in the CD booklet?

3) The Two-Party System AND the Electoral College are obsolete and should be ANNIHILATED altogether?

4) That George W. Bush bears a scary resemblance to Howdy Doody in more ways than one?

5) Just because something is legal doesn't mean that it's right or good?

6) That people like Faith Hill, Shania Twain and their ilk amount to nothing more than Celine Dion with a cowboy hat?

7) That Garth Brooks really is NUTS and cannot be taken seriously?

8) That cult leaders are functionally illiterate losers who couldn't make it in life any other way?

9) That some big oil company should exercise "Eminent Domain" proceedings on George Bush's ranch to build an oil refinery just because they can?

10) That Jello Biafra SHOULD run for mayor of San Francisco again?

11) That Chicago wimped out after the the third album?

12) That The Rolling Stones should QUIT NOW and that a Cease and Desist Order should be issued against them for continuing to produce crap music and even worse shows?

13) That after 9/11 happened we should've invaded and NUKED Saudi Arabia?

14) That "Smooth Jazz" is real smooth but has ZERO jazz content whatsoever?

15) That Tool, while being able to navigate insanely difficult time signatures just keeps writing THE SAME DAMNED SONG over and over again? (AKA "Lionel Richie Disease")

16) That Al DiMeola plays guitar with about as much soul as a Calculus textbook?

17) That Rap/Hip-Hop and violent crime have been sleeping in the same bed from Day One?

18) That The Stones and Bruce Springsteen are the two MOST OVERRATED rockers of all-time?

19) That you should NEVER wear white or light colored clothes while eating?

20) That some things were JUST NOT MEANT TO BE EATEN? (Oysters, Jellyfish, Pork Rinds, and Liver for example)

21) That George Dubbaya should be tied up and forced to listen to "Stealing People's Mail" by The Dead Kennedy's over and over again as punishment for his domestic spying shenanigans?

22) That Elvis was VASTLY overrated and should NEVER have been called the King of Rock & Roll (my view is that he POPULARIZED rock & roll, NOT invented it)? The REAL King of Rock & Roll to me is Louis Jordan who was doing it YEARS before Elvis!

23) That "prison" or "ghetto" fashion style ought to be OUTLAWED? If you want to go around looking like you're trying to score some action behind bars by wearing your pants down at your ankles, fer cryin' out loud, GO TO PRISON and do it, don't force your lack of upbringing, intelligence, taste or decency on the rest of us!

24) That the term "conservative" has gotten so twisted around from its original intention? To me, it means, in political terms, "Less Government, More Freedom and More Personal Responsibility". Nowadays, it seems that "conservative" is synonymous with incompetence, authoritarianism, resistance to change and stifling innovation. What happened to us?

25) The Democrats should be more honest about their intentions and change their party emblem to the Hammer and Sickle?

26) That child molesters and rapists should be EXECUTED on the first offense? And that the death penalty should also apply to murder, armed robbery, home invasion, treason and membership in a street gang, mafia or terrorist organization? That taking a bite out of crime should involve feeding criminals to the lions?

27) That the ACLU really means American Criminal Liberties Union? And that the ACLU is a HUGE THREAT to our Constitutional rights?

28) That the Burgess Meredith Penguin on the 1966 Batman TV series was FAR SUPERIOR to the Danny DeVito Penguin in the later movie "Batman Returns?"

29) That "The DaVinci Code" was a fifth rate piece of crap fiction writing that too many gullible people thought was actually true?

30) That Keanu Reeves, Owen and Luke Wilson, the whole danged Baldwin family, Tom Cruise and Lucy Liu CANNOT ACT AT ALL?

31) That William Shatner just may well be one of the most unique and brilliant interpreters of popular song in the latter half of the 20th century?