I tell ya folks, it;'s been quite the week for high-profile lawsuits, and incredibly IDIOTIC ones at that, it's actually bordering on HILARIOUS! Don't people have better things to do than clog up our already overloaded court-system (have to admit, I actually agree with a lot of former VP Dan Quayle's sentiments regarding the law profession). Let's have a look here:1) Dan Rather vs CBS: Good 'ol Dan Rather, the ultimate poster child of malicious liberal bias in the media and HEAVILY in denial about his profound LACK of journalistic integrity. He's whining that CBS made him a scapegoat over a rather sketchy and non-factual story about George Dubbaya's National Guard service (the memos in question were FAKE Dan,, get over it!). NO, I'm NOT softening in my disdain of our Smiling Idiot in Chief, not by a longshot, but fair is fair, and the incident that got Dan Rather fired from CBS is just one of many symptoms of how inherently UNFAIR our media is. One story HERE
For what it's worth, honestly, the BBC covers our news far better and with more objectivity and substance than our own networks do, at least the BBC isn't a bunch of mindless unthinking tools for the Bush Administration (like Fox News) or a bunch of ultra-liberal syncophants (like ALL OTHER US networks).
2) Zsa Zsa Gabor vs Her Daughter: Awwwww, poor Zsa Zsa, hasn't gotten her time in the spotlight lately, the sordid saga HERE
3) Nebraska state senator Ernie Chambers vs God: This is truly HILARIOUS, a definite spewing coffee all over the keybnoard moment!!! This guy is definitely NOT in his right mind. He's actually suing God for causing untold death, horror and destruction. HUH?????!!!!!! Part of his reason for doing this is to prove a point that you can fiole a lawsuit over just about ANYTHING, which in my opinion is a pathetic state of affairs. I'll bet God Himself is just laughing at this bit of litigious stupidity. Read HERE and careful that the coffee you've just sipped isn''t too hot. ;-)
4) Jonathan Lee Riches vs Martha Stewart: This one gets Most Hilarious Lawsuit Of The Year. This Jonathan Lee Riches is currently serving prison time in South Carolina for identity theft, and to pass the time, this missing village idiot attempts to sue famous people. Recently, he's attempted to take the Domestic Dominatrix Herself, Martha Stewart to task over a failed real estate deal (one purely of his own imagining BTW) to buy her mansion for $3.5 million, IN PENNIES! Oh, it gets better. Among his points of contention are (imminent soda spewing on keyboard here):
1) The property is full of deception, by virtue of the fact that it was painted with Dutch Boy paint (HUH??????!!!!)
2) Karl Rove is now the estate's gardner (some ex-Bush administration idiots should be so lucky)
3) That he saw turkeys playing football with Michael Vick jerseys and that the birds attacked him (If only----)
4) That while touring the grounds, he claims to have gotten poison ivy, fallen into a groundhog hole and got scratched by pricker bushes. Pretty amazing considering that Riches was actually in his cell during the time frame in question (astral projection maybe?).
Needless to say, Mr Riches has so far had a ZERO percent success rate with his outrageous delusional lawsuits against the likes of Tiger Woods, George Dubbaya, Michael Vick and Barry Bonds among others. The AP story HERE
Takes all kinds, don't it?
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