People That I Would LOVE To See Get Eaten By The Blob

God forbid, if yet ANOTHER take on that classic 1958 monster movie The Blob were to be made (and I hear rumors that one is in the works), I got to thinking, just who would I like to see get devoured by the ever expanding always hungry red amoeba from outer space? Well, if you the producers/writers happen to read this, here's my wish list for some hilariously goofy death scenes in a new Blob movie:

William Shatner
Jessica and Ashlee Simpson
Janet Reno
Hillary Clinton
Keanu Reeves
Kenny G
Paris Hilton
Mariah Carey
Garth Brooks
Billy Ray Cyrus
John Ashcroft
John Kerry
The Backstreet Boys