Whoooooooo Says Fridays Can't Be Funny?

Oh man, this has been a week or so of at least a couple comedy classics;

1) Delusional George: Our Smiling Idiot in Chief was in rare form this past week or so, for one, while touring through Israel, good 'ol Dubbaya takes the opportunity to play armchair general in the past tense, saying the US should've bombed Auschwitz during WWII. (story HERE ). Well George, I'm thankful for one thing, that you WEREN'T president during WWII, otherwise we'd all be speaking German by now. And as if that weren't enough, Genius Boy honestly believes he'll solve the Mideast conflicts by the end of his term. Uhhh George, greater people than yourself have tried and failed to address that same thing. And with your incompetent bumbling and just plain STUPID incursion into Iraq, what makes you think you'll get 'er done? Story HERE

2) Meanwhile, On The CamPAIN Trail: In New Hampshire, at a coffee shop, Hitlary was just pouring on the fake crocodile tears about people not giving her a chance (after losing just ONE primary, SHEEEESH!!!, There's 48 more to go yet, get over yourself!), and of course, she wins NH for the Dems, while McBush, er I mean McCain took it for the Repubs. One thing I'm honestly hoping for is for Rudy Giuliani to drop out, especially after some of his latest words of wisdom that reveal his true authoritarian colors. It ain't over yet folks, hold onto your seat, then hold your nose come Election Day.

3) As Hollywood Burns-------: Can you just feel the pain, the angst and the sheer misery of millions who won't get to see new episodes of their favorite TV shows due to the writers strike, and how reality shows have COMPLETELY taken over. Well, as far as I know, NOBODY'S been holding a gun to your heads to watch in the first place. And if you feel you HAVE to spend that much time in front of a TV, here's a suggestion for y'all, GET A FREAKIN' LIFE!!!!

4) On A More Serious Note, RIP Sir Edmund Hilary: The man who was the first to climb to the top of Mt Everest against great odds and considerable risk to life and limb has left our midst at the age of 88. Apparently a very gentle and humble soul (in addition to being brave and crazy), Edmund Hilary also led many expeditions through the South Pole among other notable accomplishments. A BBC story with more details HERE

5) Homeland INsecurity Rearing It's Ugly Head Again: Amazing, these guys are really pinning the Stupidity Meter in the red zone! Now they've just unveiled a bunch more odious and unnecessary regulations regarding use of ID"s for air travel, the REAL ID law (hotly contested by civil liberties advocates and lovers of common sense alike) are going to make air travel even MORE hellish for us. Don't you just love these Bush-worshiping idiots who are determined as hell to punish anyone for buying a plane ticket at all (these dolts seem to think that ANYONE who buys a plane ticket is a potential terrorist, LOVELY!) , more gory details HERE

6) Band Names: Need one? Here ya go:

The Acerbic Polyannas
Radio Face
Steve Howe of The Undead
Onion Headlines
Iron Rat Poison
The Dead Undertakers
Cashless Superheroes
Vanilla Train Wreck
Lawrence Welk Straightjacket
The No Green Lantern
Hungry Silicone
The David Lynch Mob
Disneyland Uber Alles
Xerox Atrocities
Crashing Kecksburg Acorns
Premeditated Donuts
Creflo's Last Dollar
Po-Leece Balloon
Gomez's Trains
Who Wants To Go To The Electric Chair?
The Mad As Hell Party Vote
Jello Viagra
MONDALE!!!!
The Dukakis Excuse
Weapons of Mass Stupidity
Sam Peckinpah's Garden Party
Oppenheimer Mushroom Garden
Angry Wooden Shatners
Elaine Benes Dancing Academy
Extreme Moderation

Mattress Tag Police
The Leona Helmsley Happy Hour
Dog Catcher Election
The Professional Victims
When Actuary’s Attack
The Mute Carvilles
The Horror of Lincoln Logs
Blank White Comedy
We've Been Shatnered!
Airline Bags Orbit Saturn
Televised Paint Drying
Drive-by Trombone Solos
Pangean People’s Liberation Front
Dryer Hypnosis
Strip Mall Farm
The Postal Tourists
One-Minute Control Freak
The Neal Sarazin Story
Ancient Mayan Spud Relics
Angry China Doll
Unlawful Gravity
Desmond Doomsday
Cardboard Cutout Museum
A History of Wax
Headless Fiberglass Cows
Janet Reno's Dance Party
Premedicated Donuts
Cosell Sells!

And a belated happy Friday to one and all!