Tuesday, July 29, 2008

The Lottery and Fictitious Parasites From Outer Space

Thinking of buying a lottery ticket? WHY???

You know, you have FAR BETTER chances of being eaten by The Blob, you know, that fictitious overgrown Jello dessert from outer space than you do winning the lottery. So be smart, save your money and buy a CO2 fire extinguisher, it's the only thing that'll stop the Blob, and you never know folks, it might actually exist after all.

No comments: