This Owl predicts that Al Gore, in his desperation to win new and gullible converts to his junk-science and factually questionable crusades, will try to convince us that The Blob really exists, and if we don't stop driving cars and manufacturing things, the polar ice-caps will melt, the Blob will thaw, get loose and devour the whole planet, killing us all.Well Al, I'll bet you read THIS article and thought it was real, didn't ya 'ol boy? But then again, can someone soooooo important as the Nobel Prize-winning Al Gore be bothered with such details like, uhhhh, FACTS? After all, this is the same guy who claimed to "take the initiative in creating the Internet" and that Erich Segal's "Love Story" was based on Al and Tipper's dating relationship (an assertion that Segal is very quick to debunk). Maybe if we're somewhat lucky, somewhere there might be a real Blob and Al could try negotiating with this mindless protoplasm. But then again, I shouldn't have said this, it's an insult to mindless protoplasms everywhere.
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